Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Perky Kelly Stumbles into a Gaggle of Party Ruffians

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When the Party Ruffians start reveling in the iconography of Party Bieber mixed with early 90s Right Said Fred, it is most definitely time to call a cab time.

# posted by douchebag1
11:32 am January, 29 Morbo said...

Perky Kelly is either Grade A Paid to Pose Hott, or one of the freakiest hotts to ever grace this site. Can’t decide which.
These guys look like drunken dweebs who think they’re having the ultimate bros’ night out — even though this picture was taken at 9 p.m. and they were in bed by 11.
There’s a 60 percent chance she pocketed $100 for this photo and 10 others like it.
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On the other hand, the sexy little smirk is intriguing. There’s a 40 percent chance she’s the girlfriend of Sneerin’ Sanchez on the right, and could easily be talked into some really freaky shit. Could be this picture was taken at 9 p.m., and by 11 she was more airtight than a Level-3 Hazmat suit.

11:32 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

There’s a lot going on here, shirt-wise.

11:34 am January, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Perky Kelly isn’t a Paid-to-Pose, she’s a volunteer at a group home and is taking some of the residents on a “field trip.”

11:57 am January, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tall Jim Dangle in BlackHawks shirt should not be wearing said shirt.

12:07 pm January, 29 Dr Magnifico said...

Surely Cock-holster Kelly isn’t the girlfriend of that sycophantic looking creep Sneerin’ Sanchez (FTW, Morbo). I reckon she belongs to slightly less famous cousin of The Ramones, Fairy Ramone on her left.
Tall Jim Dangle (FTW, Et Tu Douche?) looks like a creep of the highest order – if not the tallest.

12:29 pm January, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

these dorks are so far out of their league its truly amusing. Kelly is paid to pose, no doubt.
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Is Tall Jim Dangle holding a paisley man-purse under his arm ? That may be the topper

12:58 pm January, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody heard from Dark Sock? He was gargling in a Percocet haze in a white death of snow last nifht

1:07 pm January, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Could somebody please help me understand what sneer-bagling’s 3.5 fingered hand-gesture is meant to convey?

1:46 pm January, 29 Vin Douchal said...

A douche resembling Freddie Mercury
Told his boyz , Hey what’s your hurray
Make believe we like girls
Later, bung holes we’ll swirl
And chin slap our balls nice and furry

3:18 pm January, 29 bigphatnotadouche said...

Perky Kelly has nice tatas.
Just sayin…

3:34 pm January, 29 Douchesdownunder said...

Nominate Kelly for HoH.
Gorgeous, natural, ink-free.
If she was the girl next door, I would never be at home.
But she’s so far in with these choads, might take Air Force Para-rescue to extract her.

5:57 pm January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Prenatal advisory indeed. That’s one load his mother should have swallowed instead.

5:59 pm January, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Darren Stevens douche showing way too much sclera. Only psychotics and Scientologists look like that.

6:48 pm January, 29 The Dude said...

Kelly is Perky
In the best possible way
Times two – ooh! Boobies!

6:50 pm January, 29 The Dude said...

Why does my haiku
Only show up on Wednesdays?
Must be on Mars time

7:13 pm January, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to hog-tie this chick to Katie Couric’s plump muscular asshole and porcupine them together. And by porcupine, I mean Cipro first then thrustubgky violent six-hole party and shit.

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