Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Putztopia

Putztopia

Armtatts, cylindrical beverages, bikinis, and a canted frame of a young couple on a beach define our cultural zeigeist like a squirrel with diarrhea crapping on a chestnut.

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am January, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

and a script bottle of rohypnol in the other hand. He’s all ready for their “date”

11:43 am January, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Bad tatt and chin fung. Almost there , fucknut. The Cape beaches need more tourists to feed the gulls. And get pooed on
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I recall as a youth listening to waitress friends piss and moan about the shitty tipping from French ‘Nucks that came through Hyannis. And by waitress I mean and strippers and by strippers I mean my sister

12:17 pm January, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Cheetah the gym mascot points to these two and thinks, “Geezus, I’m just an ugly little paint selling baby monkey wedding planner but I’m smarter than these apes.”

12:17 pm January, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Cheetah the gym mascot points to these two and thinks, “Geezus, I’m just an ugly little paint selling baby monkey wedding planner but I’m smarter than these apes.”

12:17 pm January, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

Cheetah the gym mascot points to these two and thinks, “Geezus, I’m just an ugly little paint selling baby monkey wedding planner but I’m smarter than these apes.”

12:18 pm January, 15 Dickie Fingers said...

How the hell did that happen? I was going to attribute the quote to the Rev.

12:19 pm January, 15 DarkSock said...

big ol’ Richard Nixon shorts

12:47 pm January, 15 Steve said...

Anyone wonder if the this bag told the camera person to tilt it that way so he’d look taller?

2:01 pm January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Speaking of strippers, Lenny and i did a solid for some dudes we know who don’t get a lot of action. We took them out on our weekly mission. One dude had a bad brain infection of some type in his 20’s and the other dude developed some palsy. So we cross the border a few miles into the province where the bad french (no capitalization) tippers are and there’s this place of local legend called the Frontier Motel. They got a bar with nice looking late teen french hookers dancing and the boys got laid for $150 each. The dude with the palsy straightened up and the bad brain dude is speaking Latin and shit.
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I see a trend of younger douches and chicks. Or are we just getting older. Father Time is an insidious bastard. I’d eat that young things brown flow after she ate the olestra oiled gummie bears.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6pUm1aG0jY

2:32 pm January, 15 Guid is Good said...

Unless this Bag has has recently had frontal lobe brain surgery, he needs to talk to his barber.

7:07 pm January, 15 Troy Tempest said...

The dutch tilt makes this such an original photograph.

7:53 pm January, 15 DarkSock said...

I saw Douche Tilt in ’98; they opened for Phish. Just awful.
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Where u been, Troy?

8:17 am January, 16 hermit said...

The fact that The Reverend Chad Kroeger Ministries lends a helping hand to those with special needs is admirable. A true humanitarian.

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