Thursday, January 2, 2014

Rayon Steve Says "I Got This!"

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Revealing a healthy amount of artificially enhanced cleavite and Mayan Eye of Coitus, yet still somehow innocently PG-13, Coquette Claire is confounding. The perfect blend of innocence, frankencense, mur, and paid-to-do-something-you’re-not-sure-of-so-be-careful intoxication.

But, as Rayon Steve told the bros with the Bud Light Limes back at his booth, he got this.

No problem.

An overpriced Long Island Iced Tea is all the courage Rayon Steve needs.

Well, that and the fact his Ikea catalog just came in the mail this morning. And there were, like, awesome coupons on a new kitchen table. Rayon Steve don’t need a lot in life to make him happy.

# posted by douchebag1
2:02 pm January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Rayon Steve says, “please don’t smoke around me, for the love of god, I will go up like a roman candle.”
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Hello Kittyesque bleeth wants to know whey there is a long legged chick in a red skirt hovering several feet above her.

2:21 pm January, 2 Dr Magnifico said...

C. Claire needs a good motor boating!

2:24 pm January, 2 Doctor Douchelittle said...

I would, indeed, sex her.

You’re welcome.

2:27 pm January, 2 The Dude said...

C. Claire responds to Steve “yeah? Well, I got these!”

2:33 pm January, 2 Vin Douchal said...

I’m catching a hairspray and Drakar scented vibe from these two coupled with a maxed out Forever 21 credit card and a drawer full of Claire’s chockes.
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Skrillex is her “gettin’ ready music” , Rockstar her breakfast, waxing herself bare her grooming of choice and as a car show model has “escorted” insanely rich Japanese fellers
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Steve’s in over his head. And by over his head I mean she’ll eat him alive and shit caramel……. mmmmm caramel ….

2:55 pm January, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She smells like Love’s Baby Soft and KY Warming Jelly.

2:55 pm January, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He smells like donkey ass….and shit.

3:07 pm January, 2 Guid is Good said...

Don’t ask Rayon Steve about the nasty heater incident in the winter of 2007. He still hasn’t made all his plastic surgeon’s time payments.
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Where was Obamacare when you really needed it?

3:12 pm January, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

Rayon Steve can withstand typhoon-force winds while yelling “I got this!”

3:20 pm January, 2 DadBag said...

Sorry, it’s not rayon…it’s taffeta. Sorrier still, that I even know that.

4:05 pm January, 2 Ferris said...

Looks like the right and left sides of Rayon Steve’s hairline are racing to the back of his head.

4:10 pm January, 2 Douchble Helix said...

There’s a simple explanation for the confounding contradictions.
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She is a virgin, experiencing a “Visit from Aunt Flo”.

4:21 pm January, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got conjunctivitis in both eyes, But I’m not Rayon Steve.

5:02 pm January, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This chick is hot!
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http://twitpic.com/yv1tv

5:15 pm January, 2 Wheezer said...

“The Reverend Jacques Kroeger”…..

5:16 pm January, 2 Wheezer said...

DadBag may be on to something – “Taffeta Steve” has definitely surrendered his Bro Card for life.

6:02 pm January, 2 Tackle Box said...

Regarding the Revs picture.

At least they spared us and blurred out her vag…..

6:12 pm January, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This Criminal Minds marathon has got to end soon.
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https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKXP8Tqi5HxPrzf8U8V2kIXOzi6LpKNhx8JsmB8t0efclEgs10
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Pederasts

6:26 pm January, 2 Morbo said...

This, gentlemen, is what roofies and bad intentions look like. Claire woke up the next morning with a pounding headache, sore ass, and no idea how she got home.

6:35 pm January, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rayon Steve is wearing an item from his vintage International Male Collection.

6:52 pm January, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

AssCrack McGee, sitting on rail above Rayon Steve, farts in his general direction and I approve.

6:52 pm January, 2 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Rayon Steve is wearing a shirt from the Donkey Douche Collection.

6:59 pm January, 2 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“Innocently PG-13″ ???? DB1 must be hitting the ho-ho’s again. This broad has handled more sausage than a Johnsonville quality control worker.

8:09 pm January, 2 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

AssCrack McGee. FTW

8:35 pm January, 2 DarkSock said...

I couldn’t tell where the ass crack ended and Rayon Steve’s head began.
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Medical FACT.

10:26 pm January, 2 creature said...

myrh…so you know

11:15 pm January, 2 Tackle Box said...

Actually, it’s myrrh.

11:43 pm January, 2 Guid is Good said...

myrrrh?

2:29 am January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But does the schwantz match the drapes?

10:25 am January, 3 ChiefScout said...

Here’s Claire before her aunt from Red Bay came visiting
http://www.spyonvegas.com/galleries/zoom/light-nightclub/liveforthenight-with-krewella/ce4b29c567bc4975ab20d45a0bc5a3c6/#image

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