Thursday, January 2, 2014

Sleazy Chet Fondles Monique's Tatas

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Something I’ve noticed over the years of douche mock. Canted camera angles only heighten the stench of hottie/douchey wrongness.

An ethereal smell of gouda spittle is brought about by the mise-en-scene simply through the display of early German Expressionist camera framing.

Like Fritz Lang directing the Jersey Shore.

Stench is increased through the collision of aesthetics and thematics working at cross purposes.

I have no idea what I’m saying. I will now flagellate myself with a well read copy of Beowulf.

# posted by douchebag1
7:18 am January, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lou Diamond Syphillis

7:25 am January, 2 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Andrew Lice Clay

8:08 am January, 2 Dr Magnifico said...

So is she the promo girl for that fancy Champoo with the flowers on the bottle? Clearly she’s waiting for Chet to pony up the spondoolicks. That’s why she’s smiling.

8:32 am January, 2 The Dude said...

Sylfester Stallone

8:33 am January, 2 The Dude said...

Poop Dogg

8:35 am January, 2 The Dude said...

Scabie Daddy

8:55 am January, 2 FredN. said...

Daaaaamn, she’s got a Gabrielle Union thing going on.
HOH nomination hence made.
http://www.stud-center.com/wallpaper/gabrielle-union/gabrielle-union-62223.jpg

9:26 am January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Johny Strepp

9:29 am January, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Brad Twit

9:31 am January, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Colin Sterile

9:31 am January, 2 Vin Douchal said...

William H Crazy

10:59 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Patrick Spewart

11:00 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Chris Phlegmsworth
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(“Liam” also works)

11:00 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Robert Assclowney Jr.

11:00 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Hugh Jagoff

11:01 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Michael Chickless

11:04 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Julian McMan’t
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(Why not go on a comic tangent with such a joke of a douchewank?)

11:05 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Ioan Guuffuckhimself

11:06 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Ben Assfecked

11:06 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Christian Fail

11:07 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Bruce Syphilis
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(Yes, I know it’s taken.)

11:08 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Mark Doofalo

11:09 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Jackie Hurl Daily

11:09 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Christopher Skeeve

11:09 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Brandon Uncouth

11:11 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Manuel L.Y. Jacksmen

11:11 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Queef Schreiber

11:13 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

No, I haven’t overlooked Fred’s Gabrielle Union pic, nor Monique. There’s time for fapping later.
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Mickey Dork

11:13 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Jon Favroach

11:14 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Benedict Cucumberpatch

11:15 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Martin Fleaman

11:16 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Richard Armtriage
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Yes, I’m sort of into the Tolkien movies.

11:17 am January, 2 Wheezer said...

Orlando Gloom

1:07 pm January, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Don’t start me on the Tolkien. I’ve just come from the Lucasation of Smaug.
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Lucasation occurs when a director is so successful that he or she becomes convinced of their own infallibility, stops acting collaboratively, and inserts stiff dialog, self parody, and other ridiculousness that they would have rightly avoided earlier in their careers.

11:54 pm January, 2 Guid is Good said...

“And the coloured girls go poo poo poo poo pee do.”

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