Tuesday, January 21, 2014

That 'Bag, Redux

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This douche has appeared many times on HCwDB over the years.

Always in presence of hot chicks.

Always douchey.

His name, however, is blocked from my mind by what’s left of the synapses trying to protect my psyche after nearly eight years of gazing at douchey/hottie pics on a daily basis.

So I forget.

And I accept that I forget.

So let us forevermore mark this ‘bag as the ‘bag to forget. And let us also appreciate the sulty sluttyhot sexytimes offered by Blonde Belinda, and her Ginger/Maryann counterbalance with Innocent Rebeccah.

I would butt bong multiple glutes with talcum powder and a used french fry doily.

Here’s a cloud getting arrested.

And, for counterbalance, some gympear.

# posted by douchebag1
11:58 am January, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Here’s a counterbalance to the douche.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

12:21 pm January, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Innocent Rebeccah for the HoH.

1:19 pm January, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Innocent Rebeccahs cans call to me,I bet they are trying to tell me that Rebeccah aint so innocent and that there might be some risque Instagram photos floating around on the webz to prove their point.

1:25 pm January, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rev, that was most disturbing. And I’ll second D.W.’s call for HOH !

1:49 pm January, 21 bigphatnotadouche said...

Gym pear was awesome.



Let the fwapping begin.

3:37 pm January, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Stared at Innocent Rebeccah with my palm over my zipper for a few and then >>BING <<< the light bulb came on
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Could she be local Inland Empire model semi-icon Kalifornia Kowgurl? You tell me
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She gives great face

5:13 pm January, 21 The Dude said...

Innocent Rebeccah looks enough like Jennifer Love Hewitt to create a rather embarrassing pants pornado emanating from The Dude. meh, those pants needed cleaning anyway.

5:27 pm January, 21 The Dude said...

Jerri Ryan looks enough like Blonde Belinda too.

5:28 pm January, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Samwise Gangrene sure can pull the bleached Oliva Wilde and Lyndsy Fonseca hotts.

5:42 pm January, 21 Guid is Good said...

Is it gay werewolf season already?

5:53 pm January, 21 purpledrank said...

Innocent Rebeccah resembling early Miley Cyrus and by that I mean can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

6:31 pm January, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have a polar vortex, in my pants.

8:27 pm January, 21 DarkSock said...

Vin, if that is innocent Rebeccah, emphasis on the “ah”, then she should be immediately inducted into the HoH.
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Because I have it on good faith that she’s peed on a horse.
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12:44 am January, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Here’s where Vegan Carl hangs.
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Thought you’d want to know.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0jvnglc7SNQ#t=35

7:01 pm January, 22 DouceYouWannaDance said...

“Dude” is right about the “Geri Ryan” reference. My first thought as well.
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Same “second” thought as well: “Innocent Rebeccah” only memorable face in that photo. But one pic does not a HoH nominee make.

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