Thursday, January 23, 2014

That Greasy Eurodude And Librarian Hott Kelly at a Multicultural White Party

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Hells if I remember these two as well.

Alls I know is The Captain and Tennille are divorcing.

So life has no meaning.

Except, of course, for Librarian Hott Kelly’s hint of pokey cleavite.

Wait, didn’t Pokey Cleavite play shortstop for the Dodgers back in the 90s?

 

# posted by douchebag1
8:31 am January, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Don’t tell me the “tying a sweater around your shoulders look” is coming back.

8:45 am January, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I believe that’s Scarfy Pete or something like that. All these choads are really starting to look alike.
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and let me be the first to say “nice boobies”

8:46 am January, 23 Tits McGee said...

Hey DB1 – Johnny Bench called… he wants to commend you on the MLB to tittymeat analogy.

9:10 am January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Don’t let Librarian Hott Kelly’s bun hair and sweet little smile fool you. She probably did Greasy EuroDude’s hair, shaved his legs and tied that sweater around his neck on the way out of the car
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We’re seeing a cuckhold in all his glory. She’s the boss, bitch. She’s on top, you’d better not come before she does and DAMMIT, if you’re playing with her bung hole she’s gonna take a turn up yours
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In other words, a dream girl

9:57 am January, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Damn, and I pay good money for that type of treatment.

11:39 am January, 23 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

That guy is like a cross between a gay Mario Lopez and an even gayer Deney Terrio.

12:12 pm January, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I feel the need, the need for motorboating.

12:38 pm January, 23 hermit said...

You’re mistaken DB1, Pokey Cleavite was syndicated television star Gumby’s long time companion and secret lover.
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I seem to recall rumors swirling around Hollywood, in the sixties, that Rock Hudson peed in Pokey’s butt once.
Maybe DW could verify.

2:29 pm January, 23 bigphatnotadouche said...

Pokey Clevette’s fun bags need man seed.
Again, I would be glad to take one for the team.
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preppies

8:14 pm January, 23 Ted Brogan said...

Now this is what this site is all about!
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Boobies!

8:17 pm January, 23 Ted Brogan said...

This picture is unfortunately low-res, though.

11:15 pm January, 23 Guid is Good said...

Brothabags dig on those White Parties.
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Honkies

6:36 am January, 24 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Too bad about the CAPT and Tanielle…they embodied everything that was wrong with most pop music in the 70′s. The stuff was so bad that when MUZAK went to make elevator tracks for those songs, they didn’t have to change a thing; just took the vocals out. True story. Songs, I sez.

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