Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Three Little Bros

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I really just can’t get on board with updating nursery rhymes to connect with the youth.

Especially when they get to huffing, puffing, and blowing.

# posted by douchebag1
7:58 am January, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Three Little Bros macked on some ho’s one of them was kinky and liked to suck toes.

7:59 am January, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Back in Beantown these guys would be referred to as Mo’s

8:35 am January, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Meh ? I gotta give em a pass. Young, dumb, full of cum. Just out for a good time with a couple non-legal hotts. Go in peace. Come back in a couple years with some bad script tatts, some bling and a contrived badass attitude and you’ll get some mock.

9:02 am January, 15 Dr Magnifico said...

^ Agree. The closest they get to douche is middle bro’s Christian bling. Personally I’d like to see precisely what effect this particular icon of mental disorder has on him before I brand him or his crew douche.

9:28 am January, 15 FoghornLeghorn said...

I agree-notta.
.
The girls look like my daughter’s friends. This all is getting real.

9:54 am January, 15 FredN. said...

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
three choads full.
One for the backwards hat,
and one for the jesus-chain,
and one for the little putz
who grabs at Mary Jane.

10:01 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ya can’t suck and blow at the same time. Son.
.
Marital Fact

10:04 am January, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And I’m calling some underageness here. And by underagedness, I mean more please.
.
Sorry Foghorn. I have about five years to go.

10:32 am January, 15 FredN. said...

Impossible. There is alcohol in that room, so they must be of age.

10:37 am January, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These are triple-A choads. Give ’em a few more years of seasoning and they’ll have a chance to reach the big leagues. The girls on the other hand look about the same age as my niece. I hate fuccen father Time!

10:47 am January, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

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8:12 pm January, 15 Tackle Box said...

“All I could do was lie on my bed and pray for a fart.”

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