Monday, January 13, 2014

Two People You Never, Ever Want to Have Dinner With

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No, not even pot luck.

And by pot luck, I mean groin unlucky.

And by groin unlucky, I mean you will acquire an STD if you perform coitus.

# posted by douchebag1
5:14 pm January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s giving me the Mayan Eye of Gonorreah.

5:50 pm January, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d give her the Tit Coitus.

5:51 pm January, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And Rev, it’s actually the Bayonne Eye of Scabies.

8:05 pm January, 13 DarkSock said...

Shiny pants is awright in my book.
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Frottagers.

8:09 pm January, 13 The Dude (remote location) said...

She’s giving me the Mayan Eye of ~May I~?

9:22 pm January, 13 purpledrank said...

Shiny pants can shine my pants any time. Just did.

10:32 pm January, 13 Vin J Douchal said...

His facial expression looks like the flu combined with the squirts and an upcoming blackout on Nyquil

12:04 am January, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d impregnate her mouth.

12:16 am January, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His hair inspires me let kittens loose in a cage full of excessively horny mountain gorillas jacked up on Androstenediol and Viagra just to see the bloody intraspecies debauchery that ensues.

12:42 am January, 14 Guid is Good said...

Latvia’s Got Talent.

1:51 am January, 14 Wheezer said...

Wlad’s bordering on being inbred, but escorted his sexy step-mom to Kiev’s hoppin’ 80s discotheque. However, in a clear fit of defiance of her “bad mama” ways, he’s still “too manly” to wear his pink fagbag.

7:08 am January, 14 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I’d give her Mayan Brown Eye some coital action.

7:23 am January, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Backstage at a Scorpions concert ain’t what it used to be. Son.

9:38 am January, 14 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Solid Gold Dancers reunion tour.
First stop Fort Wayne.

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