Sunday, January 19, 2014

Worst Everything of the Year: "Falling In Reverse"

We have our rankest serving of choadsteak for the year and it’s only January.

Vice continues to get on the douche mocking train with this quality takedown.

A napkin and a hearty handshake to the first person who makes it to the two minute mark without urinating on a Talking Tina doll.

# posted by douchebag1
7:38 am January, 19 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I lasted 20 sec. – but the review was a nice read.

8:06 am January, 19 Dr Magnifico said...

I lose because I only lasted 10 seconds. Thus I win.

8:06 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That guy looks like someone filled up on cheap salad bar and shat on his head.

8:10 am January, 19 Steve said...

1:18. But only because I was skimming through the article while listening, so I don’t think it counts. Gotta admit though, I love that car.

8:26 am January, 19 Scooby Douche said...

I watched the whole thing, but I had the sound off. Is that cheating?

Minimal video whore exposure, though. If you’re gonna try to make a video with a video whore in it, at least 25% of the footage must be of her, including close-ups of her boobs. Union rules…..

9:14 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

25 years ago at the end of the glorious 80’s another band tried to fuse black and white music but did a much better job.
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Homies
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5VkMqM07s

9:53 am January, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

This video says: “Hey, INTERPOL, here’s your video evidence of our crimes against humanity.”
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Pro Tip: Scooby Douche refers to the Tawny Kitaen Rule. Isn’t she making a comeback, in CGI?
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Show em’ the fusion, Run DMSmith: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

10:03 am January, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

22 seconds. I’m worse off for it.

12:09 pm January, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m taking the Pats and the points and Seahawks giving.

1:54 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seahawks. Brady is a metro.

8:20 pm January, 19 Troy Tempest said...

I got to 1.36. Then I realised they’re rank AMATEURS compared to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
Why deal with one measley douche when you can have an entire band of idiots?
Also, by the way, DB1 – THAT particular brand / style / vortex of crap is LOS ANGELES. The rest of the world hates America because of it.

9:53 pm January, 19 Steven said...

Their video for the song “Bad Girl’s Club” may even be more offensive to your soul than this piece of dreck.

9:17 am January, 20 Scooby Douche said...

@Troy Tempest:
That is the ugliest female to ever appear in a “music” video!

10:00 am January, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I did this standing on my head. This shit is kinderspiel compared to what my “neighbors” tried pumping out of their garage for a few weeks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T53PcjKJ0A
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music critics

11:10 am January, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

1:14.
Seems par for the Vegas course.

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