Friday, February 7, 2014

Friday Haiku

17012

He is gaseous
In his assius, like Clay
Who is Cassius.

Groundhog sees shadow
Winter of our discontent
Lasts until Spring Break

— The Dude

Tiger-print Trunks Tool
Transgendered Thai Tat-Trollop
Tuberculosis

– Bag Em Tag Em

Alex, I will take
“leeches on our economy”
for the two hundred

— Magnum Douche P.I.

There are a lot of
Turds in the pool today, where
Is Bill Murray at?

– Capt. James T. Douche

Tattooed detritus
In poolside underbelly
Create Hell on Earth

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:17 am February, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Sorry, Mr. Tats-
I cannot simply ‘Hang Loose’
This pic makes me itch

7:26 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Paunchy Gunt piercing
Gets lost amidst the horror
Of tatted douchebag

7:27 am February, 7 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Social Abortion
Plague of the Vegas gene pool
Unemployment lurks

7:30 am February, 7 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Two Unfit Parents
“Raised” the Tatt Boy, This is why
We cant have nice things

7:38 am February, 7 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Tiger-print Trunks Tool
Transgendered Thai Tat-Trollop
Tuberculosis

7:49 am February, 7 The Dude said...

Groundhog sees shadow
Winter of our discontent
Lasts until Spring Break

7:53 am February, 7 The Dude said...

Her pearls of jizzdom
Experience a long drought
Winter rain won’t help

7:54 am February, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Brad says “life is good”
in the land of minimum
wage and ratchet hoes

7:55 am February, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Ink leaks onto her.
Underwater oil spil.
Tip of the iceberg.

8:10 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Captain Morgan Tatt
On right pec just one sign of
Societal Loss

8:11 am February, 7 FredN. said...

She’s a dumpier
Chrissy Teigen lookin’ broad.
—til my dick falls off.
.
.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_chrissy-teigen_21.jpg

8:23 am February, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

She should have spent tatt
money on implants and thigh
lipo. Him a noose

8:24 am February, 7 Vinegar and Water said...

Use Rosetta Stone
To Translate His Stupid Tatts
They All Read “Douchebag”

8:27 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A walking disease
Infects all it contacts with
Tatts and fake teats

8:29 am February, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Tatts of maritime
adventures, yet douche can’t swim.
Call me Ishmael, Son.

8:40 am February, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Ladyboy gets tatt
of hedgehog to distract from
“her” huge trouser snake.

8:43 am February, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Alex, I will take
“leeches on our economy”
for the two hundred

8:45 am February, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

‘Nil’ stomach tattoo
As in nil chance of gainful
employment and life

8:51 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has anal warts
The size of a Ford pick-up
He loves to lick them

8:55 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This picture reeks of
Failure and vaginosis
The future is nil

9:00 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nil is whats in his
Bank account, H. simplex is
What’s in her vajay.

9:02 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her belly button
Displays crusted trail of load
From morning “pull out”

9:04 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Camo bikini
Can’t hide that she is a skank
Who is “paid to pose”

9:07 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is no stranger
To nutsacks in her buttcrack
He remains just strange

9:09 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

One thing is for sure
Nil is not the number of
Dicks she sucked today.

9:13 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He will be farting
Blood once the blue waffles she
Gives him hits his ass.

9:19 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She moonlights as a
Chokefuck model juicing pool
Bags is her day job.

9:22 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

There are a lot of
Turds in the pool today, where
Is Bill Murray at?

9:25 am February, 7 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This will end badly
When she injects krokodil
Into his Johnson.

9:34 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tattooed detritus
In poolside underbelly
Create Hell on Earth

9:40 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wearing Jean shorts and
A belt poolside offends me
As much as these two

9:42 am February, 7 The Dude said...

He holds a coccktail
Floating lemon, sunken lime
“Bikini Weenie”

9:43 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Rev’s wifi in
Sochi keeps him from sending
His Friday Haiku

9:45 am February, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Aren’t many jobs
You can hold looking like this
MMA fighter?

9:46 am February, 7 The Dude said...

Chrissy Teigen brings
a morning wood to The Dude
Now The Dude must work

9:53 am February, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Where the hell is The
Rev with gyroscope for her
monkey hole today

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