Friday, February 21, 2014

Friday Haiku

112015

Herpes got you down?
Try the new Valtrex™ RashStash™!
The Patch on your Patch!

Pale skinny Meghan
looks on from behind glasses
jealous of Pam’s man.

– Douche Wayne

This party smells of
Ball cheese and bad decisions
Valtrex stock to soar

– Capt. James T. Douche

Spinner’s got the bloat
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

Spring Break is coming
Soon these two abstrosities
Will look so orange.

– The Dude

They’ve got two tickets
to Paradise. Watch out south
NV, here they come!

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

It puts the card in
The basket or it get’s the
Hose. The foot long hose.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

The ghost of Lenin
Weeps uncontrollably for
Proletariat

– DoucheyWallnuts

Jen’s sister Amy
looks on from behind. “Yeah, I
am the pretty one”

– Magnum Douche P. I.

Blortz twins’ fake IDs
Although not necessary
For a high school dance

– Vin Douchal

Girls Gone Wild guy
who said, “Show your tits!” should’ve
been more specific

– Morbo

“G-Stop Raw” has the
same initials as “Groin Shave
Reveal”;  both senseless.

– Wheezer

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:11 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Lena hasn’t been
off the farm since Ma went nuts
and ate the milk cow.

7:14 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ab reveal shows that
You graduated top
Of the retard class.

7:16 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is what the hip
Do on a Saturday night
In downtown Sochi

7:16 am February, 21 saulgoode42 said...

NASA’s new program
To rid this planet of douche
One-way trip to Mars

7:18 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

White underbelly
Raspberries on her pale gunt
part of her foreplay.

7:19 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Pale skinny Meghan
looks on from behind glasses
jealous of Pam’s man.

7:22 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Business cards of true
professionals are never
found on douchebags’ groins.

7:26 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This party smells of
Ball cheese and bad decisions
Valtrex stock to soar

7:34 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Those are punch cards for
The local abortionist
10th one on the house!

7:36 am February, 21 Vinegar and Water said...

“G Star Raw” are words
To describe Lena’s Cooter
Build-A-Bear Shorts Chaffe

7:36 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Five…Five..Five..Dollar
Foot long” only logo for
Job. Penis is gone.

7:37 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d do her if I
Was a high as Johnny Cash
Eating cake in bush.

7:39 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Eye swollen shut from
either brawl with bouncer or
jersty in her eye.

7:41 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spinner’s got the bloat
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

7:42 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock’s unconsciuos
Has Ambien fueled dream
Of ex-ex-ex wife.

7:43 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But ex-ex-ex wife
Spinner was cuter without
The protrusion. Son.

7:45 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Heidi Largeman in
The rear has seen it all done
Before. Orders scotch.
.
Neat

7:47 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the card in
The basket or it get’s the
Hose. The foot long hose.

7:48 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

^FTW

7:48 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This pic is funny.
But it’s not as funny as
Seen with “weed butter.”

7:49 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Pam usually
gets backstage when she sees the
Insane Clown Posse.

7:50 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Abs scream Narcissus.
Face screams rabid douche retard.
Boss screams “White…no mayo.”

7:51 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guys so ugly..
Madame Curie finally admits
She a glowing Jew.

7:52 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Blondie Jekyll and
Mr. Snide proud of guts.
Shame of the past haunts.

7:52 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Putin saw these two
Making beast with the two backs.
Put shirt over head.

7:57 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Vlad likes to relax
after digging potatoes
on the frozen steppes.

7:57 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“With abs like this, we
Don’t need no Obamacare.”
Car hits both later.

8:00 am February, 21 The Dude said...

Spring Break is coming
Soon these two abstrosities
Will look so orange.

8:01 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

This is what Alex
and Ani actually
look like. Drink it in.

8:05 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

In the club jacked up
on Krokodil and Red Bull.
Usual Tuesday.

8:15 am February, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

weed butter seizure
must close one eye or she will
fall flat on her face

8:17 am February, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

They’ve got two tickets
to Paradise. Watch out south
NV, here they come!

8:20 am February, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

If anal scabs were
sentient, they would still have a
leg up on these two.

8:47 am February, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Height of ab reveal
inversely proportional
to measured I.Q.

8:55 am February, 21 purpledrank said...

In USSR
Sexy six-pack on inside
We see Stoli gut

8:58 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He has been finger
Blasting yaks since he was a
Boy of only 12

9:00 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her distended abs
A sign of constipation
There’s more Poo to come

9:00 am February, 21 purpledrank said...

Vlad join Red Army
Those Minsk whores will treat you right
Quart of cum in gunt

9:04 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This Ice Dancing Pair
Blows off steam after skating
Should have heads blown off

9:06 am February, 21 purpledrank said...

Popov twins party!
Sister back from Champagne Room
Black swag bag of shame

9:07 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This Ice Dancing Pair
Hails from Kiev so they love
Binge drinking, despair

9:08 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her particular
Strain of the clap is called the
Molotov cocktail

9:09 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Olga shoots “The Bird”
During Ab Reveal. Finger
Smells like his rectum

9:10 am February, 21 purpledrank said...

Anorexic Hott
Thought the “smart girl” look would help
Can’t polish a Kurd

9:10 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In a few days his
Genitals will look and feel
Like downtown Kiev

9:10 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This Ice Dancing pair
Hails from Chernobyl. Melted
Ice during routine

9:13 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Putin’s face remains
Stoic as these two are shot
For douchebaggery

9:14 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This look rocks in Minsk
Paunchy abs and a black eye
And lands prime Douchebag

9:17 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The ghost of Lenin
Weeps uncontrollably for
Proletariat

9:18 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If Lenny the Box
Was on the scene, he’d give Bleeth
Something for her bloat

9:19 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She was champion
Queefer from her village out-
Side Vladivostok

9:19 am February, 21 purpledrank said...

Vlad should have listened
You never go full retard
It’s out of his hands

9:24 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is a step up
From working the glory hole
Down at the Gulag

9:26 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The local doctor
Has amulet to ward off
Crabs, herps, and the drips.

9:26 am February, 21 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Jen’s sister Amy
looks on from behind. “Yeah, I
am the pretty one”

9:30 am February, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her day job as a
Fluffer resulted in a
Well developed jaw

9:31 am February, 21 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

His say G Star Raw
Hers will say Brown Star Raw when
tonight’s date over

9:33 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Blortz twins’ fake IDs
Although not necessary
For a high school dance

9:39 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

MItch distracts virgin
While Johnny Drama sets up
Roofies for threesome

9:42 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Glory hole all star
And her eye is still glued shut
From long drive trucker

9:50 am February, 21 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

They got two tickets
to paradise. And a bad
case of the uglies

11:27 am February, 21 Dickie Fingers said...

The ab reveal was his
idea, her’s was to show
vestigial tail.

11:32 am February, 21 DoucheywAllnuts on way to Canada said...

Fingers in the ass
Are in his future as she
Is a real Spinner

1:03 pm February, 21 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Lunch at Chat and Chew
Comfort food makes me tired
Gums and Chubbs don’t help

1:36 pm February, 21 Morbo said...

Girls Gone Wild guy
who said, “Show your tits!” should’ve
been more specific

3:00 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

“G-Stop Raw” has the
same initials as “Groin Shave
Reveal”; both senseless.

3:01 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

Crustacean-like douche
out-scroted by bird-flippin’
bleeth; kick ‘em both out.

2:10 pm March, 17 hot girls said...

nice pictures both are hot

Leave a Reply

What is 13 + 11 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)