Monday, February 17, 2014

Happy Presidents Day!

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Like a lost Vegas tourist caught passing behind an HCwDB disaster in mid trainwreck, your humble narrator is back in sunny Los Angeles.

A week well spent on the snowy East Coast.

Lots of pizza and burgers were consumed. Drinks were imbibed. Diapers changed.

Firing up some new pics for this week so we can get our mock on again. For those of you caught in yet another snowstorm, alls I can offer is this humble soliloquy.

# posted by douchebag1
7:40 am February, 17 Scooby Douche said...

Not chick with semi-douchebag. What’s not to like?

8:02 am February, 17 Italodouche said...

GoldenAss is being serenaded by mass erections along the shores. All Hail GoldenAss

8:03 am February, 17 Wheezer said...

Hey Boss, does baby poo melt snow? If so, you (or BC1, at least) could be sitting on a gold mine.

8:04 am February, 17 Wheezer said...

Spike the Tattless appears to be drinking a Mr. White smoothie.

8:12 am February, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Somewhere, George Washington weeps quietly.

8:21 am February, 17 Tits McGee said...

Fuck that guy in the yellow. Everyone knows Animal played the skins.
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Speaking of the skins…

8:36 am February, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bottle Blonde Darby could fix all that’s wrong in the world, at least for a 72-hour period that took place exclusively in Vegas, and if wrong in the world means a lack of animal, non-emotional sex inclusion hard anal and Tit fucking.

8:37 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

The quintessential Cheryl Tiegs California Girl in a teeny bikini.
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What’s not to like?

9:28 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

I was born to rub cocoa butter upon her cans and mons pubis with a heretofore unseen circular motion.
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Dynamos.

9:31 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Why is there no Largeman in this photo?
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I’m a little worried. He always wants to swim right after chorffing down a philly foot long.

10:09 am February, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His Chin Fung smells of Coppertone tanning oil and clitoris.

10:11 am February, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her twat smells of the breath of 10,000 Angels and fresh ground vanilla bean.

10:14 am February, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice slight MPR reveal on blondie and while there is no Largeman in the background the trashcan speaks volumes and the bumper on the chick in white ain’t too shabby.

10:37 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Slow day at the office. A buddy called and asked what I’m doing. I said , “Huntin’ ”
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He says, ” Oh, I like hunting,.. and fishing”
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Mmm , okay

11:04 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lenny and I are touring Ottawa today. It’s up to -10 C here today so we got our board shorts and tank tops on. More snow tonight. Fuck off! And shit. Fucking six feet of fucking snow.
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I like the Mons Veneris. And by Veneris I mean Pubis. and shit.
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Stoooooned.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slq_FwRN8o

11:17 am February, 17 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ugh. Jesus bling, gaudy sunglasses, and quasi-blowout hair. This guys needs a swift kick to the Johansens. Though I can’t knock on his hair too badly. If I had a monstrous purple butt plug perpetually stuck up my ass, my hair would stand on end too.
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And though fake-blonde giggle-tits there probably has an incessantly annoying squeaky voice as she voices her best Valley-girl accent and burgeoning Adderall addiction, I’d still rail her until I was pushing rope.
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Speaking of which…I’m really digging on this Chrissy Teigen girl right now.
http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/christineteigen/chrissy-teigen-body-paint-body-47422614.jpg

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