Monday, February 10, 2014
Headwound Johnson Cuddles with Sheeny Tera
Mack the Nozzle? Or just a doppelganger? Either way, nothing says O.G. quite like the Cadillac logo.
Top it off with actual hawk and douche everything, and the baby Budda tibbles in a tinky winky.
Sheeny Tera is all sorts of barmaid generational tradition. Sheeny Teras have been serving suds to many a lonely patron for many a century.
And we keep coming back.
Because maybe this time, she’ll pick us.
The bandanna hides the Frankensteinian scar around his head where his brain was removed and replaced with 4 pounds of raccoon feces.
Sheeny Tera is 19 but looks late 20s, and as is the case with all a these bar hags, age at an advanced rate. So by 22 she’ll look in her early 30s, by 25 she’ll look late 30s and by 28 she’ll be a doppelgänger for an old Phyllis Diller.
Booze, coke, late nights, bad loads and sun damage will do in Sheeny Tera. As The Rev once told me, “It’s not the age,it’s the mileage, Son…”
Táto správa z emira Kasahkstan.
Máme v našom držaní militantné poslať naše úhlavný nepriateľov Soči. On hovorí, že jeho meno je Chad niečo. Je to prasa pes, ale stále nám smiať s našou lámanou angličtinou pochopenie jeho príbehov ponožky v temnotách, Susie mandľami, Sneezer a filmové hviezdy Vin Diesel a ako sa smiať na viac než západných kresťanských womenmen na sprchy. Žiadne zaplatí jeho výkupné. Hovorí, že je z miesta zvaného Glengarry Glen Ross v Kanade, ale on je tak opitý na cannibis Prehltol s Ruskou neba polície nikto z nás, dokonca aj Dargart Wanderer, môže pochopiť jeho nezmysly. On zdieľa studenú vlasť s princom Justinom,. Chceli sme, aby ho nakrájame na cowpig kúsky, ale keď on nám ukázal kúzelnú paličku z nohavíc sme komunikovali svoj trest v úžase. Prosím, dajte nám vedieť, kam mu poslať na dobierku.
kapitalistickej Pigcows
Dude is an ugly, fugly, butt fucking ugly, bufugly mess of a human. If, human. If not,… er….. carry on
Damn. He actually pulled off a self-consciously-cheesy smile. Could there be 0.00001 micrograms of self-esteem within that thar douchefug?
Quick, someone kill it with a bodyspray flame thrower.
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P.S. I would fuck Tera till my dick broke off. Aint gonna lie to you broheims anymore.
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/p75x225/1901721_10153849553630512_438065481_n.jpg
P.S. The barmaids near me all look like this:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d195/LukeDev75/Traveller/barmaid.jpg
He ain’t no Mack.
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And she ain’t no Francine.
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Ah….Francine…
Since Wheezer hasn’t shown up yet, I’ll do his job for him today: This would appear to be Mandana Morrie from back in 2010:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/07/30/mandana-morrie/
Lost the HcwDB of the week to Smugger John and lovely Valencia:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/08/04/hcwdb-of-the-week-smugger-john-and-valencia/
Fred
You need to move.
I do, Dickie, I do.