Thursday, February 20, 2014

Lee Tattwater's Southern Strategy

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Lee Tattwater is a visionary.

He has perfected the art of general douchetatt without the ability to focus on any specific douchetatt.

It’s like conceptual scrotal misdirection.

Hypnotic enough to make Runaway Kelly forget to eat for three days despite staying in a motel near the $8.99 all you can eat ribs buffet at the Golden Nugget.

# posted by douchebag1
12:14 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Harlett Johannson

12:14 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kelli Ripoff

12:15 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sienna Thrilla

12:15 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Paris Bolton

12:16 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lamey Adams

12:17 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Marc Cumswellows

12:17 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Antonio Sabastard Jr.

12:18 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Droolio Igloosius

12:23 pm February, 20 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Mother Mary weeps.

12:38 pm February, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

That big dollar sign on the shoulder really pulls everything together.

12:46 pm February, 20 bigphatnotadouche said...

I’d bang her until my dick fell off.

12:57 pm February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Yes, I’ll take the sad wood nymph, Virgin Mary flame head, dragon leg, dead Disney bird tatt , dollah sign, please. And a Prince Albert

12:59 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He has the “Old Witch/Young Maiden” optical illusion tatted on his side.

1:00 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mila Cumis

1:00 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Stink

1:06 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gwen Cumonme

2:26 pm February, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Donny Ospud

2:36 pm February, 20 Guid is Good said...

I bet Runaway Kelly drops Golden Nuggets.

3:35 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck did we get bent on pizzaghetti and rye at the office today watching the hockey game that none of you knew was happening while our intranet was down. We’re Canadian, Sorry.

4:31 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Paulie D-Bag

4:33 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’ma takin me a trip to America’s Hat (Canada) {respect} and gettin pissed with The Rev and Lenny. Who’s coming?

5:40 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lenny’s dog got into Mrs. Box’ cooling tray of weed butter last night and had a seizure. They hooked him up to some saline while he slept at the vet and he’s resting comfortably at home.
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Dry Mouths

6:09 pm February, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Seth MacFucktard

6:31 pm February, 20 DarkSock said...

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6:31 pm February, 20 DarkSock said...

Lee Shatwater

6:36 pm February, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Wallnuts: love to go but I’m afraid I’ll end up like Box’s dog.

7:14 pm February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m gonna risk it for the chance to find our what “weed butter” is and what it does…Crazy Fuckin Canucks…

7:49 pm February, 20 DarkSock said...

Plinky’s mom – the skinny years.

7:52 pm February, 20 The Dude said...

Gloria Asstuffano

8:00 pm February, 20 The Dude said...

Pavlov’s Log

8:00 pm February, 20 The Dude said...

Jean-Paul Shartre

8:33 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Weed Butter is made by simmering some of Lenny’s best weed flowers in unsalted organic butter. The boiling liquid pulverizes the weed until there is a fairly homogenous mix in the pot. Mrs. Box uses a double boiler to prevent burning. The boiling liquid is strained through some bubble hash screens. (Bubble Hash is made in an opposite process in which the shake from the weed is spun with a drywall mixing attachment on a cordless drill in a bucket of ice water, the ice freezes the crystals containing THC which then fall of the foliage. The green water is poured through progressively smaller screen nets until there is only black hash resin left) and the resulting greenish ooze is weed butter used to make cookies, candies, lollipops, brownies etc. You get stoned like Johnny Cash eating brownies in a bush stoned. The boiling somehow increases the bioavailability of Canniboids which prevent pain by altering neurotransmitters and shit. And it makes you really fucking stoned. Excuse me I,ma go get stoned……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Oops. I forgot this window was open after I went to smoke. Pretty wasted now. The afternoon rye and pizzaghetti hockey party tuckered me out. That Piss Morgans a smug little shit isn’t he. Fucking subhuman mongrel hates The Nuge. But i regress. The weed butter is also available for $70-$150 a pound depending what you need at the Compassion Club (respect) in Montreal. I get it FedExed every few weeks if the Boxes haven’t been in the kitchen. I forgot one step. You put the buds in a coffee grinder before you boil em. The retarded fag Olympics start next week. American chick team is awesome and mean. I like that in my lesbians. When I forgot about what I was doing here I was talking to this dude. http://chatwithhodor.com/
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Stoned .Sons.

9:04 pm February, 20 The Dude said...

Peen LaQueefa

9:32 pm February, 20 Guid is Good said...

Some minor Indian deity seems to have mistaken Lee Tattwater’s forearm for the Ganges. Honest mistake I guess.

6:21 am February, 21 DarkSock said...

The Dude – that name reminds me of the term “PipeFarter” that was coined here lo these many y’ars ago, much like the practice of putting the word “Son” at the end of every sentence.
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Son.

6:28 am February, 21 DarkSock said...

@ RevChad:
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Brownie…strawberry cake…same difference.
aaaavc

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