Monday, February 3, 2014

Melvin and Kate Were Bored by The Superbowl

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On the douchey side, Melvin’s stupidface rivals the Manning Face.

On the hott side, Kate is all sorts of sweet whimsy wasting her affections on a total tool.

In other news, the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman is relentlessly depressing and pointless, while the revival of the Woody Allen nonsense suggests a nation with too much time on our hands.

F@ck it, Dude. Lets go bowling.

# posted by douchebag1
7:11 am February, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

Here ya go, DB1: Some people say bowling alleys all look the same…

8:42 am February, 3 The Dude (remote loc) said...

The Dude already misses Brandt. Sometimes you shoot the drugs, and sometimes, well, they shoot you.

11:26 am February, 3 Ted Brogan said...

She looks like Kristen Bell. Good for her.

1:04 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s got a 23 year-old Cameron Diaz at her best in a dark room through lense filtratiion apparati in full makeup with proper shading from the side angle by a trained top photographer kind of vibe going on.
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Fuck you Woody Allen ya shlep schlemiel sum bitch.!

2:32 pm February, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Perhaps he has a hair lip?
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Yea, PSH, boo-hoo.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VPssSsre_vY&desktop_uri=/watch?v=VPssSsre_vY
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Wrong drug but who cares.

3:40 pm February, 3 Guid is Good said...

“No I don’t want to know why they call you Woody. Now just drive me to school.”

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