Thursday, February 20, 2014

Old Bro Clyde Refuses to Give Up the Dream

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Ski Ulrich watches disapprovingly from the vidscreen. This shall not abide.

All men approaching middle age must give up the dream and get married. So it was told to me and so it was told to the prophet Ezekiel uponst whose bread was buttered the joy of diaper change.

Bar Hott Jenny has never known insecurity. As far as you know.

# posted by douchebag1
8:29 am February, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

Looks like she’s built up a tolerance to the horse tranquilizers Ol’ Clyde put in their drinks.

8:45 am February, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

Multidimensional-douche Clyde is on the screen, behind the camera, and in every other bar in that town.
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Lookout, BHJ.

8:51 am February, 20 Dr Magnifico said...

I thought she was rocking the Mayan Eye … But UFO Destroyers nailed it on the head: She’s peakin’ on horse dope.

10:03 am February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Bar Hott Jenny’s pubes are shaped like an anvil

10:20 am February, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Showing off his electrolysis job he had done on his schnoze hairs. UFO Destroyers nailed it down, Roofies are to her as a Flintstones vitamin is to everyone else.

2:32 pm February, 20 Guid is Good said...

Bar Hott Jenny knows that wearing black is slimming. Or maybe she just saw it on Oprah.

6:55 am February, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Boss wins the interwebs for the “Ski Ulrich” reference.

Subtle Genius

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