Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Pop Quiz!

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When Manny wants to class it up before hitting on Kelly at the Phila Theta Omega midterm kegger, he should:

A) “Get a sportcoat all up in that bitch!”

B) “Breath mints. But not Altoids. That stuff’s way megawhack. I’m talkin’ premium breath mints. St. Clares and shit.”

C) “Classy? Bitch I’m classy naked! I was born classy! When my balls hit bathwater, that bathwater becomes classy bathwater!”

D) “Hey, what’s this quiz for anyway? Cuz, like, I gotta get back”

# posted by douchebag1
1:10 pm February, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

E) Go hard with the Axe and then light a match.
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See ya later dicks!

1:12 pm February, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

F) Make sure that white belt he’s gonna have around his neck soon is securely affixed to the back of the door before dropping his trow.
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see ya later dicks!

1:24 pm February, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

G) Shaves his ball, cause Kelly don’t like no pubes stuck in her teeth all night, Yo !

1:33 pm February, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Photo was snapped a little early as Kelly’s fishlips weren’t fully extended.
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However, Manny’s fully realized forehead grease shine and vacuous, empty gaze are “camera ready” always. Always, I says

1:36 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

H) That party was cray-cray do shizel

1:46 pm February, 5 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Graphic T and sport coat. Nothing but the best.
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see ya later dicks!

2:16 pm February, 5 DarkSock said...

I do not think that is her real hair color.
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Blackbushes.

2:22 pm February, 5 Dickie Fingers said...

He’s got the apartment all classed up with the blind tilt and his weight lifting supplements on top of the refrigerator.

2:30 pm February, 5 douche-osopher said...

And in other serious news, this is how douchbaggery and bleethe-dom has gotten to the point where it destroys lives.
Perhaps deserved, perhaps not. No vindictiveness, just sad.
Very, very sad.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mom-left-brain-damaged-unable-walk-cosmetic-surgery-family-article-1.1600998

2:44 pm February, 5 eyedouche said...

11:17 and nothing’s well. Dung. Bring out your douche…

2:54 pm February, 5 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Kelly’s idea of a classy date is when the guy asks, before he puts it in her butt.

5:50 pm February, 5 Chest Brah aka Rev Chsd said...

BLIND TILT AND METH IS THE NEW CIALIS. SON
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FACE EATERS

6:06 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reminds me of my old girlfriend Kerri. White hair, Wookie pubes from vestigial tail to her nipples. Ass so hairy Edward Penishands couldn’t fuck it. I like the hairy nipples.

6:43 pm February, 5 kerri said...

http://www.hairyclassic.com/?x=2966

7:17 pm February, 5 The Ever Present Anonymous said...

I swear I’ve seen this douchebag on this site before. None the less, a baby seal has met its untimely demise due to him.

1:05 am February, 6 Douchble Helix said...

I’m not saying you should, but you can click on the pic for a much larger image.

2:53 am February, 6 The Dude (remote loc) said...

The larger image makes her boobies look bigger.
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Sincerely, Einstein

7:01 am February, 6 Dr Magnifico said...

Not sure whether tricky black shirt Largeman is eyeing off Kelly or Manny’s jacket … “Coz those crazy up’n’down stripes gonna rock with my own!”

10:40 am February, 6 Douchble Helix said...

If y’all are going there… Demi Moore.
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http://slashnude.com/t/?demi-moore-hairy-bush-pussy-is-rather-scary-0324

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