Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The Act of Groin Spray

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Spray-Z is why we fight.

I can think of no more toxic a choadsteak this side of Sheboygan.

If I were still competent enough to do the Douchie Awards around here, we’d definitely list Simulated Groin Spray Featuring Bottled Water on our finals list.

But as we know, I’m not competent to do much these days.

Except crack a sunflower seed with my teeth. I got that shiz down.

# posted by douchebag1
11:39 am February, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For as odious as Spray-Z is, I do feel a pang of sympathy for any man who has the upper body of a 12-year old girl. Pang, I says.
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I wonder if The Rev’s new-found bilingualism is a result of a growing mass in his brain or some new blend that Lenny the Box has dosed him with.

11:49 am February, 11 FredN. said...

I would fuck that chick til her dick broke. For reals.

12:02 pm February, 11 Wheezer said...

Boss, your link ain’t complete or somethin’, yo.
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We knows y’all, ummmmm, what’s dat big word? BostonDoucheBag, help a brotha’ out here…..oh yeah, compatint! Yeah, dat’s da stuff, yo.
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Knowutimsayin’?

12:10 pm February, 11 Vin Douchal said...

This looks like it’s taking place just outside the centerfield stands at Petco Park where they have jumpers, face painting and exhibits for kids
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NoChainz is only here for the 2 for 1 hot dog coupon

12:22 pm February, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Lookit. Someone liked it, and put a ring on it.
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Ok. So, Beyonce’s martial advice is naive, but she’s got taste in fashion. Obama totally agrees, but denies this, publicly:
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http://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscars/2013/04/beyonce-costume-obama

1:54 pm February, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

May I be the first person in this thread to wish Tina Louise a happy 80th birthday. She’s got some set a Meat Curtains on her…

2:22 pm February, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

We may fight Spray-Z, but we do so on behalf of petite LolaFTW.
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Because she’s got Win all over her.

8:38 pm February, 11 DarkSock said...

DW, I’d do a threesome (tree-some?) wit Tina and of course little ol’ spinner Nancy “The Clench” Reagan.
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80’s and 90’s, Sons.

8:32 am February, 12 kneejerk said...

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