Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Human Tourch Drops a Deuce

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This Vegasian morality tale just took a turn towards stinky finger.

# posted by douchebag1
12:15 pm February, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Well shit. It looks like I’ve affected DB1’s ability to spell as well. Sorry Boss.

12:17 pm February, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In ancient Rome they’d call this guy Fucckstickules.
His partner would be Assclownicus.
She would be bear bait.

12:17 pm February, 19 Wheezer said...

“Hipsterhawk” is, simply put, all kinds of SUCK.

12:18 pm February, 19 Wheezer said...

Her boobies could possibly be the only thing of redeeming value in this whole photographic charade.
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“Possibly,” I says.

1:18 pm February, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Ok. I was wrong.

1:21 pm February, 19 FredN. said...

Aint gonna lie, gentlemen, I like the pixie cut, titties, and thin lips. I’d fuck her til my dick broke off in her ass and her face stuck like that.

1:36 pm February, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Everytime these guys go up an earplug size, a puppy dies

1:41 pm February, 19 Vin Douchal said...

T’was a pair of pierced tatted doofs
See a camera and ratch up the goofs
There’s a thumb up her ass
To plug up Vegan gas
Her painful snarl is the proof

1:49 pm February, 19 Vin Douchal said...

A Pomona back page escort
Sees these dudes and gives out a snort
Their goofy assed looks
And nose with fish hook
Her face can’t help but contort

2:02 pm February, 19 purpledrank said...

Looks like a heap’n help’n of man mayo has sealed that eye shut (and it ain’t from these oxygen wasters).

2:12 pm February, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like the pixie cut blonde deal as well. I think the Yanks are gonna beat Canada tomorrow in the hockey semi’s. I nominate Ukranian speaking Ukranian protestors to get an honorary gold medal in the Molatov Biathlon. I nominate this chick for ginger of the World. And next year when legal for my pants.

2:16 pm February, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why we fight:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ#t=94

4:12 pm February, 19 Guid is Good said...

Vladimir is thinking that defecting from the Turkmenistan bob sled team at Sochi wasn’t such a good idea.

7:42 pm February, 19 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I’ll agree with wheezer, her boobies are the only redeeming things in this pic. These three are only employable in the coffee shop or sell your old video game / DVD shop businesses. Or maybe Wallnut’s favorite piss porn videos for her

7:20 am February, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sven the Cap does not approve.

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