Monday, February 3, 2014

Willie Broman Buys Vanessa a Corona Light

DB4001

Willie Broman needs your help getting the lime out of his Corona.

Should he:

A) Borrow a hair clip from Vanessa, bend it, and use it to fish the lime out (turn to page 34)

B) Put down the Corona and order another drink, then resume hitting on Vanessa (turn to page 41)

OR

C) Slam the beer on the bar, scream “Viva La Differance!” in Gaelic, then two-step towards the Exit while humming the theme to Rawhide (turn to page 59)

Answer now!

# posted by douchebag1
3:01 pm February, 3 assclown1 said...

DB1 – This fat fuck is prolly a member of the Zetas. You’ll be stabbed and set on fire by the end of the week. Mensa.

3:24 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

d) What is “Death of a Whalesman?” Son?

3:38 pm February, 3 Guid is Good said...

E) Stop hitting on Vanessa and hit the salad bar.

4:07 pm February, 3 Vinegar and Water said...

John Popper landed Paula Abdul? Good for that guy.

5:32 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

D. Order a low-carb beer. Son.

5:32 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

It proves girls like girth, not length.
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I guess?

5:45 pm February, 3 eyedouche said...

Dye Broman’s hair blonde and claim Philip Seymour Hoffman ain’t dead…

6:21 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

7:58 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

Perhaps there’s someway to trade getting Philip Seymour Hoffman, Heath Ledger and James Gandolfini back by swapping out Beiber and the entire Kardashian clan…?

9:47 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Heath Ledger! Gandolfini (respect). Son. Stoooooooooned

10:47 pm February, 3 Whoop-de-douche said...

d) Have Vanessa suck the hell outta that glass cock er,bottle….

5:26 am February, 4 FoghornLeghorn said...

I’ll take “Guys in over their heads” for $200, Alex.
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I give Willie a ‘notta just for getting this far with Vanessa. Sweet Vanessa.

7:05 am February, 4 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

The only way this makes sense is that Willie has a foot long (not subway) tucked in his trousers and a six figure bank account balance

7:16 am February, 4 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

D. Stop eating 20 lb Polish hams for lunch and hit the gym.

8:45 am February, 4 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Carlos Santana really needs to lay off the carbs.

8:55 am February, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

He probably told her that he’s got a gator show on A&E.

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