Sunday, June 14, 2015

Choadal/Hott Summer Fest 2015

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Lest you thought the hottie/douchey cohabit wasn’t still discombobulating like a hidden pustule underneath the skin of cultural coherency, let this little pile of trixie upchuck harden your arteries like Peter Scolari’s scoliosis.

Yes, your humble narrator still gets the occasional submission from the long time ‘bag hunter.

And while I realize this site has stopped it’s daily mock and exists as a tribute and a relic to an increasingly forgotten Wild Wild West internet that historians will someday struggle to account for and articulate, I still like to pop in and say hi. If you’re still coming back after all these years, I salute you fellow hunters and huntresses. You are not forgotten.

The mock will continue in new form, mayhap.

But I will still point out the choadal taint here and there. As per my prerogative.

# posted by douchebag1
10:54 am June, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I didn’t realize Dane Cook and Demi Moore were a couple. Power Douche/Bleeth couple.

1:34 pm June, 15 MC900FootDouchebag said...

If I ever have a daughter and she shows up with a guy like that I will end up in prison. That is all.

10:42 pm June, 15 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I think, therefore I…uh… er… what was I thinking?
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Squirrel!

6:13 pm June, 16 Dickey Fingers said...

I wonder what my bros are doing.

11:46 am June, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

looks like a young Jim McMahon. and not to be an ungrateful prick but were the hell is Sock with a new Fraiku ?

2:59 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about Brett Michael’s guitar pick

2:59 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about mom’s fried bologna sandwiches

3:00 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about Stackhouse doing hack squats

3:01 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about shopping at MyHabit.com™

3:02 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about having a Big Beef™ and a Fribble™

3:02 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about if I remembered to shave my chest

3:03 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about her dad’s American Express Black Card

3:03 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about why there’s no Houston Oilers football team

3:09 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about Shanna Mendiola’s weather report

3:10 pm June, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I think about cheddar cheese popcorn

7:20 pm June, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

When I bang her, I think about hard, muscled, sweaty man-meat.

7:28 pm June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A young Tom Brady ponders on why his wiener deflates every time he thinks of the number 4.

7:53 pm June, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

You’ll notice he’s touching HIS face, more than her shoulder.

9:40 am June, 18 hermit said...

Bruce Jenner’s cat

5:10 pm June, 18 Vin Douchal said...

When I bang her I fucck like a dolphin

4:15 am June, 19 DarkSock said...

‘Sock had to take a walk-about to fetch the little ‘socks from the Former Mrs. Sock in Cali but I’m back… and Charlie D won the Belated Fraiku and got a couple of pointers as his easter egg reward:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82192&action=edit
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Pointers, I says
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So here’s yer new Fraiku; boot up, suit up and get screwt up, Sons:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=82203&action=edit

9:26 am June, 21 ckennedy said...

my Facebook “you have memories today” took me back to a 2008 post I made about the wonderful site. Glad to see the Bag Hunt continues into it’s old age (in internet years).

Release the hounds!

6:54 pm June, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Am I the only one that can’t get to the fraiku? WTF

7:36 pm June, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I can’t access fraiku either…

10:33 pm June, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/
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Mock on.

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