Thursday, June 4, 2015

#TBT: Bra!!

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Because at some point, way back in 2008, a day by the pool was only complete with more Pepsi, Broheim.

Let Bra!!’s monosyllabic albeit joyous grunts of neologic joy as he experiences life’s simple, youthful, caffeinated pleasures be a lesson to all of us.

Tasty cola products make everything better.

# posted by douchebag1
9:07 pm June, 4 Vin Douchal said...

2008 was a long time ago and time has not been kind to Brah!

9:38 pm June, 4 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I don’t think Eeensie Weensie Titties there need’s a Bra.
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See what I did there?

2:00 am June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I aint been round that long. I was in Scotland.
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Erin gross Bra.
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But I have shir in ma briefscase that are just fucking plumb weird. Mrs needed some school change for both the fat and reatared daughters, all both o them. she found one skateboard mulittool, Viagra, one e-joint (biker technology respec), a mickey of Jager, band-aids, Advil, bloody condoms, a really cool auto-pencil shit, and a picture of Geddy Lee and a can of organic sockeye salmon.
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I was in the Camera Eye getting stone with RUSH’s lawyer today at his olde english manor.
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Respect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRuj2_czzw
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2:33 am June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I knew a guy who once had gill sex with a rare 65-pound Sockeye salmon in Banff, Alberta. Now, If you’ve seen the dames in Banff, fish sex don’t seem so off. Am I right when I say that, Rev?
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Them sockeyes have some freaky gills, so Imst told, which are way preferable to the bristly, hairy Coochies of them Banff broads with them big Ubangi lips down below that you could trip over. You know what I’m sayin, Cool Breeze?
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This here douche looks like he’d bang any Oncorhynchus nerk he could lay his hands on. Which is ironic because this Bleeth is a Suck Eye Salmon.

10:28 am June, 5 Ted Brogan said...

Vin beat me to the “Where are they now?”

3:09 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Bra! has fallen on hard times, now he drinks Dr. Thunder
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Next up, “Diet Doc”

3:10 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Bra! has fallen on hard times, now he flexes his saggy arms at the Golden Swan Mobile Home Park kidney shaped, 3 foot deep kiddie pool .
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And yes, he pees in it

3:11 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Bra! has fallen on hard times, his Krispy Kreme janitor salary goes to three illegitimate children conceived in pool cabanas and back taxes

3:13 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Bra! has fallen on hard times, his pee glows from Xanax dependency and ExLax has no effect on his cement like, bi-weekly stools

3:15 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Bra! has fallen on hard times, his star tattoos now resemble amoebas

3:16 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Bra! has fallen on hard times, his thrice daily jack off habit has him ejaculating kidney stones and under-the-bed-lint

4:07 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

‘Sock late on Fraiku;
I WORK for a living, pal…
Will drink, then post one

4:09 pm June, 5 DarkSock said...

Dear Diary: Today
I learned there was such a thing
as Gill Sex with fish.

12:00 am June, 6 DarkSock said...

The horror awaits in 2005…
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/06/belated-fraiku/

4:42 pm June, 9 FredN. said...

This chick reminds me of Tiny Dancer Maria.
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Remember her?
Ah, and Sheertina. Who can forget that beauty.
Won’t forget the day I found her Real Name online. And with that comes the Real Address. And Real Street View. And Real implantedGPSsoIcanalwaysfollowwwww

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