Saturday, January 23, 2016

In Russia, Douchebag Stop You…

It was the bro-est of times. It was the woo-est of times.

# posted by douchebag1
7:00 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That dude fights like Rev Chad when his blood pressure was lower, before the heart murmur, about 20 years ago.
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@Doctor Bunsen
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That letter against cissexual, heteropatriarchy, and erasure of white history comes at an interesting time as the People are rising against same individualist entitlement movements. I want the LGBT etc pussy shit ended. Fuck you Obama and your common-Core shit. We are not Islam. Fuck Black lives matter. Bring back the strap in schools. Negros should perhaps pick my ficking lettuce after Trump throw the fucking gardeners back to where they came.I am angry and armed. Our new leader here is a fag fuck. Dollar tanking and its not just the oil. My Vermont week cost an extra 25% compared to same time last year. Fuck the Saudis and build a fucking wall around fortress North America, I’ve been waiting for the savour for 30 years now. PC fuvking bullshit. Comminist poi shit pig cows. We must go back in time and reset the nation that the yuppies forced on us with the indoctrination of the millenials. I have friends who have been brainwashed by their kids with all this crap. Sufrvival of the fittest Sons.
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Tolerance is the last gasp of a failing society. Like this. Kill the filthy muslims. Neutron bomb the cocksuckers .
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http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/22/locals-fled-pool-after-migrants-masturbated-into-jacuzzi-defecated-into-kids-pool-molested-bathers/
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Thanks for ruining my mood you fucker,. Sharpen your spears Sons.
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Here is our narcissist pig faced wife go gay ruler singing some shit at an MLK event. We don’t have MLK day here for fuck.

8:51 pm January, 23 FredN. said...

Uhm, that was a twist ending what with the apology and shite.

9:23 pm January, 23 Wheezer said...

For all my broheims here, a lifetime supply of eye bleach on me…..
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZLkkyiUMAEuXy6.jpg

10:28 pm January, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Monsignor Chad,

What the hell is going on in Saskatchewan? How was Vermont, did you spot any depraved MILFs?
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Those russkies like to fight, that fight was nothing compared to some of the Russian Hoolie videos such as Spartak V Dynamo or CSKA. They make the English Disease seem tame.
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“Don’t shout on me bitch” @ the 2:20ish mark FTW

10:40 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu.
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A drunk Indian kid in some wagonburner town killed his brothers and went on rampage at his high school. Killed his older girlfriend and gay teacher. Good times. Media will never admit it is a redskin. But I am deep in the dark web huntin’ muslims so I know shit
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I had an “in” with a couple of 32 year old Bostonian spinsters who I got stoned, however I ran into a business opportunity which may eventually facilitate my investor green card and shooed them off. I want to move from the Canuckistan to the People’s Republic of Trumpsylvania. Skiing was awesome. And a my age, the attention of younger ladies (non-prostitute) is victory in itself.

10:50 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Do you kids remember when Angela Merkel was on Hogan’s Heroes. She see nothing.
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2:57 am January, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I wish to register a complaint.
In above embedded vid, there are no ‘hawt chics.’ This site is called ‘Hawt Chics w/Douchebagz.’
I want my money back.

5:13 pm January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think I found Dark Sock in his rental car during a trip to China.
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=770_1453691494

9:41 pm January, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

You might want to reconsider moving to the US&A after reading this. I’m not insinuating anything as I respect you a clergyman, outdoorsman, cocksman etc;
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This sound like Big Pharma got to someone, F big government.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3417770/All-adults-screened-depression-women-s-mental-health-assessed-childbirth-experts-claim.html

6:24 pm January, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Can one be douchier? I think not.
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12:02 am January, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Welp… I’ll never get that three-and-a-half minutes of my life back.

1:27 pm January, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

For those who like to pull the tranny trigger; this appears to be a correct observation of transvestism: https://youtu.be/ntTq1rop8IE?t=9

5:13 pm January, 29 Jeet Kune Douche said...

AAAACK! Some things, once seen, cannot be Un-seen…..

3:33 pm January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There are some times when the tranny, the hot chick, the psychedelic groove, the classic rock, the Rev Chad, a cool Saturday morning buzz, and world class cinematography all congeal into a Tube. This is one of those times Son. Hail Dark Sock!
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10:26 pm January, 31 FredN. said...

Loving these Russian vids. Those dudes have balls to jump on the cars.

2:06 am February, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

The fact that douchebags have to confront someone literally labeling them a douchebag, has got to make them take stock of life; or double down on doucheitude. Either way,
Are these guys douche-heros?
Are they anti-heros?
Jeez. Do two douchebags make a Milquetoast?
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I’m afeared my sensibility for things Douche to be warped, blunted and blurred by years of this audiovisual assault on my malformed sense of moral rectitude.
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You know, like in this comic featuring Doc. Bunsen: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2545

5:03 pm February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ That happens AT LEAST once a summer to me. Luckily, I’m so fat, old and ugly they realize their mistake as soon as they see the mountain of old donut boxes in my trash can. At least Dr. Mrs. Doc Bunsen loves me because she’s stuck with me (literally).

7:13 pm February, 1 Rev Chad en route to Vermiont said...

I would shave 1/16th of my knuckle skin off for this chick. And fuck you Tami, you old roscia face Italian whore deman.
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http://video.foxnews.com/v/4732093002001/the-key-to-winning-iowa/?intcmp=hpbt1#sp=show-clips

12:57 am February, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Which one – abby huntsman or kathy lynn taylor?

I’m not so choosy. For either one, I’d gladly smack my own crotch repeatedly with a mallet.

3:05 am February, 2 Rev Chad en route to Vermiont said...

Abby^^^
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Did any of youse ever notice that Chelsea Clinton looks like she just swallowed piss?

6:14 pm February, 2 Rev Chad en route to Vermiont said...

Did any of youse note that it appears Bernie could kick Billy Clinton’s fifthy ass? What the fuck is wrong with the Clinton’s they look like they are rotting!
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Trump/Cruz 2016. Please. We have a gay married PM here with a fag hag wife. HE needs Caitlin’s balls.

4:12 pm February, 3 Rev Chad said...

7:15 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m a Lennon goat!

7:26 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey rev. Here’s your favorite politician reppin’ the Great White North.
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3:11 am February, 5 Scrotal Recall said...

Richard Greico was on Its Always Sunny In Philidelphia. Some douche tried the D.E.N.N.I.S. technique on me. #mindblown #fullcircle

3:31 am February, 5 Scrotal Recall said...

Richard Greico! You guys! They made fun of him! On TV!

3:34 am February, 5 Scrotal Recall said...

Also how could that guy I boned not know that I also enjoyed It’s Always Sunny In Phildrlphia and was well aware of the DENNIS system. Can’t believe he didn’t bother to have his own SCOTT system. #poser

10:14 am February, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m mired in moral relativism; because these Ruskies make me reconsider estimations of my fellow douche: http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/man-born-with-face-you-just-want-to-punch-1541

3:24 pm February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have seventeen questions for Sir Charles and Doctor Bunsen:
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1. Do you think that Babs Bush will vote for her smarter, weaker son, son.
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2. Who’s face is more puncheable: Merkle or Wasserman-Schultz?
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3. Do Americans realize that if Hillary is elected for 8 years, that three families will have been running your country for almost 40 years with more Bushes and Clintons in the bush.
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4. Rev Chad went for a stress test and the cardiologists told him he has the heart of a healthy 20 year old millenial. Is Rev Chad 1. Lying, 2. Stoned. 3. A hypochondriac, 4. Sad., or 5. All of the above.
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5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3RyDQ48t_M

4:34 pm February, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

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1) Abe Vigoda was a television pioneer, and should be remembered as such: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_(U.S._TV_series)
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2) Huh, I totally get Bush’s impulse to massage Merkele’s tense-looking shoulders. Hey foreign relations. Also, Carrot top tries hard – give him a break.
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3) No. And why do you suppose Bill and a Bush daughter don’t already have a SUPER ELECTABLE politikid?
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4) Choose one? I literally can’t even.
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17) I’ll take DarkSock-whereabouts for $500.

4:17 pm February, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

12:00 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Considering her girth and those heinous cankles she’s sportin, Hillary shakes up every room she enters. She isn’t just followed by the secret service, but she’s also got the United States Geologic Survey and their seismic monitors watching her every move. “We have a magnitude 7.2 outside DC…no, wait a second, Hillary is on the move. Disregard!”
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Trump/Cruz ’16…For A Bitter America

9:07 pm February, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey Rev
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I’m gonna answer randomly in random order (if that’s OK)
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The U.S. is doomed to Hell. None of these assclowns should be allowed to run a lemonade stand let alone an entire country. I lost all interest when Jim Webb (yay, guns!) decided to pack it in. Hold on, what was the question?
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Does anybody around here remember the time when we’d start a story and then keep adding on to it? Yeah well, I do so I’m goin’ for it.
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He had finally made up his mind. Tonight was the night he was going to do it. The thought had been stuck in his brain like the Merkle snake dance video his buddy had shown him the day earlier. It was finally time to act.
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He called the bartender over for his final beer of the night. “I love liquid courage” thought Dark Sock as he slowly drained his last beer of the evening. He hadn’t planned on staying here most of the night but it was better than the alternative …
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Somebody take it away. If you’re gonna end it, make sure and let us know so we don’t add no mo.

12:42 pm February, 10 Carlos McDanger said...

The Sock finished his beer and said “pimply cone tits or not, I’m going in.”

3:46 am February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

….those 16 hard years ago of pretending he was a happy architect. Three wives, and one twice. Fuck! I might as well blow my fucking brains out with all that shitbag nonsense. There has to be an easier way for me to cut through all this cultural bullshit. I’m not scapegoating minorities. I’m not going to stop micturating equine creatures. Colbert is giving dangerous exposure to the Bern. Sometimes things go the ways you want, and sometimes the RCMP comes and gets ya for hate crimes.
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I see the lights flashing and your horney horns aren’t stopping me from the shooting. I take aim and lower my mainsail on the jib. And then I go on.. like this……………..Son. Watch the TRUTH!!@@!
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1:56 am February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

9:38 pm February, 13 Bag em Tag em said...

DB1,

Can you please provide some commentary on the bag who, after having met his fiance 2 months ago, went with her to get married in vegas, gets into an argument with her upon arrival, because he found out she was preggo with another bag’s sperm, so he bails from the hotel room, and gets a hummer from a rando on the ferris wheel?

He then gets arrested, has to sit for 2 days in jail, then the fiance bails him out, and they drive home, live streaming while driving to tell the media he hopes the story gets even bigger.

astonishing, yet putrid

9:41 pm February, 13 Bag em Tag em said...

http://www.ktnv.com/news/couple-arrested-for-sex-on-high-roller

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