Saturday, June 10, 2017

Mr. Champ Spreads the Herp

Well hello there, ye fellow ‘bag hunters, hott enthusiasts, and lovers of the mock!

It has been awhile, has it not?

I am honored, humbled, and filled with the tingliest of shmeg tickle to see that this ole’ web relic of the late aughts and early 10s still gets a little foot traffic in the age of internet Borg control and hive mind Chris Hardwick faux nerd blankness.

If, at any point, you found the hottie/douchey mock to entertain, enlighten, enrage, or another adjective that begins with “e,” I am grateful.

So let me say “Hello!”

HCwDB wrapped up in 2013 (or maybe early 2014?). I’ve been spending so much time practicing nerd chants in school cafeterias I haven’t been able to summon much strength to keep posts up these days. Certainly not as we enter the political douchepocalypse that has enveloped.

Kinda hard to find joy in the assinine foibles and bad taste of youth dating when the world is toking a shmeg pipe filled with rat poop and pumpkin seed.

But your humbs narrator is still kicking his ubiquitous red cup o’ Night Train, munching on tasty Hostess products whenever possible, raising two little HCs, and staring at the world cockeyed and bemused, or maybe more bleary eyed and vaguely nauseous. But still keepin’ on as best I can in a world of too many Aryan crypto-Nazi movie stars named Chris and not nearly enough Madchen Amick.

Perhaps obvious douchewanks with hot chicks in tow have vanished like Rollo Tomase chasing Keyser Soze.

But I’m still here.

And so is this ass tomato.

So I’ll be watching.

The mock is never dead. It just takes on new forms.

# posted by douchebag1
1:54 am June, 10 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

First ! Boo ya. Oh wait I guess that’s passé.
Glad to see a post DB1. And congrats on the second kid.

2:13 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad in Trumpian Symbology said...

Where the fuck is Dark Sock?
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Toughen up.
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We must wage total war on the Globalists.
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But tI come here stoned and forfirst ime in months he most important hing is freedem of speechh. Sons and shit.
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Pkinsons settingm in sons. Nkt mush longer.

2:14 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad in Trumpian Symbology said...

That to0 me 47 mij to ttee0

12:53 pm June, 12 motorboat said...

ETD? here,

Good to see The Most Honorable Monsignor Chad is still kicking and coherent too. CBD’s are a beautiful thing
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1:12 pm June, 12 The Dude said...

Home, the conquering hero!

The weeds are high, DB1 – and I don’t mean that kind of weed. Nice to hear you’re propagating the species.

3:07 am June, 15 Laura Palmer said...

I saw DarkSock at the bottom of the lake.
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DB1 has two little girls now? Karma, she really is a bitch huh? Hahahaha….ah. Can’t wait to see them in the HOH.

9:22 pm June, 18 creature said...

^ nancy troll…
MAdchen has a herpe on her lip
Aloha ‘n shit from dinosaur hell on Oahu

5:04 pm June, 21 CK the Bag Hunter said...

What a blast from the past. I had a facebook “on this day” reminder to a 2009 post in which I had written “i really enjoy hcwdb.com”. I clicked over, hoping it was still active, and bam! The Douche lives.

Thanks for many great LOLs aka LADs (laugh at douches).
Best wishes for decades of mockery,

CK in FL

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