Saturday, December 15, 2018

Baby It’s Choad Outside

‘Tis the Season for the Greazin’!

Happy Holidays to all my longtime HCwDB fans/readers/’bag mockers who occasionally pop back in to this long retired website to say hi.

Your humble narrator is safely ensconced in middle aged ennui. Little running around time these days. Our world has taken a dark, douchey turn, that’s for sure. A lot less humorous. A lot less fun.

But we’ll always have the late aughts and the mocking of rancid Ed Hardy grease and faux hawks to keep us warm by the aging fire of our declining years.

So sayeth our 2008 Douchie Award Winners, The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott, pictured here in prime scrotal/hott contradiction.

Never forget the stupid years. They don’t seem so bad when the frivolous turns into something else.

# posted by douchebag1
10:29 am December, 17 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I remember these two. Wish I didn’t.

1:15 pm December, 18 skrag2112 said...

‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ isn’t a date rape song.
‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’, however, is the creepiest Christmas song in my book.

11:28 pm December, 18 motorboat said...

The Right Honorable Rev Chad is STILL my hero!!!

6:28 pm December, 19 Carlos Ortega said...

Is Dark Sock still dead?

2:35 am December, 23 The Dude said...

Great mammaries from this place, balanced by a trove of loathesome douchebags of the giantest variety. Gotta haul out my copy of HCwDB – it belongs on the covfefe table during the holiday season.

7:43 am December, 25 Orange Schlong said...

Faggers gonna fag
“Trump makes my anus bleed, SCREEEECH!”
Orange Schlong’d, again!

7:46 am December, 25 Orange Schlong said...

Obongo crying
“Trump ruined my legacy!”
sucking michelle’s peen

1:32 pm January, 10 Deltus said...

Good sir! I was just thinking back to this site this very morning, and decided to pay a visit. It’s been so long since I’ve lusted after Hott and righteously mocked Choad! Greetings to all my fellow mockers!

How about the *everything* on this gorgeous, succulent suckle-thigh specimen, huh? I’m in love.

2:43 pm January, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

Happy New Year – ya’ filthy animals!

This’ll cheer you up, DB1:

10:36 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What?

10:37 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@motorboat

10:54 am January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@motorboat

5G wireless shit is the Gateway to blue beam holography, and eventualy you may be able to teletransport through your fucking phone, Sons.

9:28 pm January, 20 Orange Schlong said...

nancy pelosi
progressive left chief retard
‘borederr wall won’t work!”

“Wall iz immorul!”
says the retarded harpy
smacked by orange schlong

GEOTUS! MAGA!
The adults are back in charge!
neo-maoists ccrrrryyyyy

DB1 hiding
terrified of orange schlong
makes his mouth water

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