Monday, September 13, 2021

Looks Like Our Work Here is Not Done After All

# posted by douchebag1
2:28 am September, 15 PleaseDont said...

I’d argue that she’s no longer a hot chick. Mid 30’s with 3 kids and clearly can’t pull off that sheer dress. He’s a choadwank tattbag who had to change his music from assclown whiterap to pop-punk to get any sort of attention.
They’re made for each other. It’s a push.

8:23 am September, 17 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

Printed contour lines
Fail to hide golden globes’
Loss of altitude

6:44 pm September, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

MGK isn’t your prototypical douche but regardless still deserves a stiff smack to the mouth. Ms. Fox may be fast careening towards the dreaded age of fad diets, monthly Botox, pushup bras and retinoids but I would still gladly allow ferrets soaked in rat shit to gnaw away at my sphincter until it looks like one of those blown out comedy cigars you see in old WC Field shorts just for the opportunity to watch an aged Japanese businessman come to the realization he wasted 10,000 yen on what he thought was her used panties but was actually just a cheap lace thong from Forever 21 worn by a skinny meth head named Rico for a couple of hours.

2:01 pm September, 26 Creature said...

…fuck fishslap

2:09 pm September, 26 Creature said...

Aging Delilah
Schemes to deminish man’s strength
Should start below belt

3:05 pm September, 26 The Dude said...

Had to look ’em up
Botox has failed once again
Barnes is ignoble

12:17 pm November, 19 motorboat said...

ETD? here,

Wow! great to stumble on this and see the mock is still alive. Long live the mock!!!!

5:29 am November, 30 Jeet Kune Douche said...

She’s getting hefty and has always been a grating presence, but amazingly, she still looks quite doable.
I doubt any of you would agree since part of your MAGA-hating virtue signaling cultish creed demands that you don’t acknowledge female hawtness in your fight against the ‘patriarchy’….
YA PUSSIES.

3:25 pm December, 23 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Machine Gun Kelly
Soft as vanilla pudding
Megan pegs his ass

9:47 pm December, 23 Jeff said...

Good thing you told me who they are because I never would’ve known otherwise, but I still had a good laugh at the photo and comments.

7:53 pm January, 4 Army of Douche-ness said...

WHERE IS DB1 IN THE AGE OF THE TIK TOK DOUCHE? It’s all cycling back to 2007 style

9:51 pm January, 12 2fundraising said...

1pedestrian

7:37 am January, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

So she agreed to marry the little bitch while he was dressed as a Foot Locker employee apparently.

This is fine.

3:28 am January, 16 ehcuodouche said...

He actually looks somewhat presentable in that suit made from the curtains at the El Dorado hotel in Reno.

5:22 pm February, 5 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Gunther has a new music video out.
https://youtu.be/qDyD62DB9eE

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