Semitic Boobie Hottie Suckle Thigh

    Monday, November 19, 2012

    Bar Rafaeli Cuddles a Puddlestomp and Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

    Bar Rafaeli is further proof of the perfect exotic boobie spackles of the Semitic Naughty Hebraic Taut Bobble Chomp.

    Hers are the anti-Nordic genetic proof of Theodor Herzl’s vision come true in glorious technicolor 3D IMAX of my mind.

    I would lick. Then whine softly.

    Then cuddle my blankie. Then bite.

    Then whimper.

    Then run and hide and slap a penguin. And no, that’s not a euphemism for solo emissions. I really hate penguins.

    Puddlestomp is paid to douche. But hey, I’m paid to mock.

    # posted by douchebag1