Friday Haiku
House Party in ‘burbs.
Elle, Sue and Jen meet Tony.
One will get the herp.
Triple helix lamp
Represents DNA of
Human/Shrew mating
— ‘bagavad gita
Tony shows his patch
He’s got the wrong idea
Guess his muff dot com?
— Bagnonymous
Sweet innocent smiles
Could become tainted with poo
Run as he counts two!!
— Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt
Island of chest fur
Attempt to attract three notts
Miserable fail
— Justin
“You guys like ‘Rock Band?'”
He asks the Hotts awkwardly.
“It’s totally rad.”
— boatbutter
Poor guy in background
Had the 3 ladies until
El Suavo walked by.
— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks
How many Rayons
Died to make this tool that shirt?
Shameless cruelty.
— Wedgie
Where's Lil' Timmy?
Somewhere in this pic of “lez-curious” barely legals starting to get their buzz on at Grammy’s house in Ozone Park, I’ve carefully hidden Lil’ Timmy.
Look closely.
Can you find him thanking God?
Where’s Lil’ Timmy?
Somewhere in this pic of “lez-curious” barely legals starting to get their buzz on at Grammy’s house in Ozone Park, I’ve carefully hidden Lil’ Timmy.
Look closely.
Can you find him thanking God?
Chud 3: Eurochud
Tagline: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Shaves an Eyebrow.
Tighty Armani Be Pimpin'
You know wha’ they say. See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em.
Tighty Armani Be Pimpin’
You know wha’ they say. See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em.
Oceans 14
About time they let character actor Eddie Jemison get his own storyline.
Too bad involves douchin’ it up with Pammy from Arizona State and her protective older sister, Marge.
Arm Phallii
As the great philosopher John Wayne Bobbitt once wrote, in his book Circumspection, Circumcision and the Power of the Phallus:
“The use of gender role performative articulation of normative hierarchies through display of the substitute phallus is often marked through mimicry, in which the performance of gender becomes an attempt to reclaim power over the gaze through the non-verbal signifiers of competitive thrusting.”
True dat, John Wayne Bobbitt.
Ask DB1: The Croissant
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Dearest db1,
Here’s a picture of my cousin (on the right) who lives in france. Seems like he is pulling some adorable little stinky franch hotts, but at what cost? What should i do with this kid if/when he decides to visit????
– M Dog
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Take him… to Detroit.
Yeah I’ve used that link before. And I’ll use it again. Because KFM owns all pretenders to the satire throne.
Chia Guido
Just add Zima and watch it grow!
