Rated “P” for Poo
I was gonna go with “P for Lack of Future Job Prospects” but Hooters always needs dishwashers.
On an unrelated note, boobies.
Big pink mounds of love glory doughy midget dance.
Large succulent flank steaks of baby feeding agility and enhanced leprechaun boobie bounce.
I would touch them.
Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal Lives
The 2008 Douchie Award Winning move for “Most Innovative ‘Bag Maneuver” is alive and well.
The Mouth-Shirt Ab Reveal.
Still here. Still ‘tardish.
Yeah, the girls aren’t too high on the hott-o-meter, but I had a point to make.
Hairy Belafonte
Douche-o!! Douche-o!!
Daylight come and she wanna get back at her dad.
Whaddaya want? I need a coffee.
Morris Doesn't Need Your Vote
After his dismal showing in the HCwDB of the Week, Morris, aka, The Crawdaddy doesn’t need your vote. He doesn’t want your vote.
He just wants to dance.
Morris Doesn’t Need Your Vote
After his dismal showing in the HCwDB of the Week, Morris, aka, The Crawdaddy doesn’t need your vote. He doesn’t want your vote.
He just wants to dance.
Pop Quiz: Stainy Blaine's Shirt Magic
The stain on Stainy Blaine’s shirt most closely resembles:
A. The island of Madagascar
B. The old Tri-Star Pegasus logo in mid winged gallop
C. A silkworm in mid chrysalis
D. The sweat left over after David Blaine’s latest illusion, “Being and Nothingness,” in which he stands for four days with no cameras or recording devices on him and contemplates his own irrelevance
E. Proof positive that hot brunettes like Cynthia must be blind as a f-ing bat
Pop Quiz: Stainy Blaine’s Shirt Magic
The stain on Stainy Blaine’s shirt most closely resembles:
A. The island of Madagascar
B. The old Tri-Star Pegasus logo in mid winged gallop
C. A silkworm in mid chrysalis
D. The sweat left over after David Blaine’s latest illusion, “Being and Nothingness,” in which he stands for four days with no cameras or recording devices on him and contemplates his own irrelevance
E. Proof positive that hot brunettes like Cynthia must be blind as a f-ing bat
Ex-Marine "Colt" Is Filin a Lawsuit
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I am filin a lawsuit effective 0800 tomorrow all my picture will be removed I e skull and crossbones pictures of colt Curtis if there is another one posted there will be more legal matters involved. I work in a law office I will get the documentation prepared for this matter today . hopefully you get this email in time
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This poor guy’s having a breakdown, and he’s taken enough abuse for his choadawful tatts, ridiculously poor spelling and overall super-douchitude. So I’ll be nice and take ’em down.
Douche on, Soldier. Lets hope you’ve learned something from your HCwDB experience. Which is that laughing at yourself and not taking the silliness of HCwDB seriously will always get a douche off the hook, whereas freaking out and whining just confirms you’re a scrote.
But lets let Colt ride off into the sunset. Instead, here’s a pic of a Vulcanscrote and Blondie Hott.
EDIT: All My Picture Will Be Removed (courtesy of Baron Von Goolo)
Ex-Marine “Colt” Is Filin a Lawsuit
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I am filin a lawsuit effective 0800 tomorrow all my picture will be removed I e skull and crossbones pictures of colt Curtis if there is another one posted there will be more legal matters involved. I work in a law office I will get the documentation prepared for this matter today . hopefully you get this email in time
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This poor guy’s having a breakdown, and he’s taken enough abuse for his choadawful tatts, ridiculously poor spelling and overall super-douchitude. So I’ll be nice and take ’em down.
Douche on, Soldier. Lets hope you’ve learned something from your HCwDB experience. Which is that laughing at yourself and not taking the silliness of HCwDB seriously will always get a douche off the hook, whereas freaking out and whining just confirms you’re a scrote.
But lets let Colt ride off into the sunset. Instead, here’s a pic of a Vulcanscrote and Blondie Hott.
EDIT: All My Picture Will Be Removed (courtesy of Baron Von Goolo)
