Thursday, February 3, 2011
Snidely Whiprash Douches Up the Jacuzzi
Condoucious Says: Judge not the douchey tatt by its size. For it is meaning that matters, not just inksplat stupidhead. And Mindy’s body is freakin’ tight.
Well said, oh wise Condouchious. Well said. Although those may be marker lines, and not an actual tatt.
Coundoucious Says: Like I give a crap. Mindy’s body is ubergnaw.
True, Condouchious. Very true.
The first time I saw a finger mustache tattoo I thought it was really clever and whimsical.
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This marks the 408th time I’ve seen a finger mustache, and I hope that Billy Idol’s bastardita Latina puts that fist to good use and makes them both cry.
Mindys giving the classic “Who farted?” look. Snidely’s assgas must smell like tacos and Andy Dick’s tongue.
Seriously, the mustache tatt on the finger was hilarious 3 years ago. If this picture wasn’t taken 3 years ago someone must pay. I pick the douchebag in the straw hat. Angry fisting girl looks like she’s up for the task. I love it when I don’t have to be involved.
What’s with the Grace Jones wannabe?
For some reason after seeing this picture I want candy and by candy I mean mutli ethnic Brit Hott Mindy.
2011 Annual Porn Fluffer Cruise leaves the dock from San Francisco
May moose and squirrel give you enema with razor -covered antlers.
Indoasian Brazilitina goodness. Or badness. But it’s all good.
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What is with the belts though?
I wrestle around passionately with Mindy in her flat in Hampstead while she encouraged & ordered me with her cockney accent to shag her silly.
To hell with finger mustaches. I’d like to give Mindy a finger landing strip. And by finger I mean peener.
Mindy is a spinning class instructor in the morning. She’s fierce. After a fruit salad she spends her afternoons in one of three ways: asian escort, stripper, unrecognized porn star. In her spare time she likes fake moustaches, foie gras, creme brulee, the odd cock, pussy and snooker. I’d fucck her with two condoms and a whip. Son. Who wouldn’t?
Wait, which one is Mindy?
I never realized Hunter S. Thompson was a Vegasdouche…..
I’d give them all a different kind of whirlpool…in the toilet.
I’d do time for turquoise halterkini hott.
That’s funny,I thought mustache fingers were already out. So I thought they were picking their noses.
if you pick your nose up to the 3rd knuckle, you can extract stringy boogers like theese
Ha ha ha ha ha,you guys kill me!
Suddenly Ms. Sanchez felt sooo dirty.
Mindy really looks like she’s about to beat the ever lovin’ snot out of the other two for being taint. And I would watch. And applaud. And then masturbate like a brain-damaged chimp.
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Yep, no idea what I’m talking about, it’s 1:30am. Seacrest, out. And by that, I mean I would ejaculate on Mindy’s fine boobies and then go out for tea and croissants.
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Again, no idea what I’m saying.
Skinny in the rear (no pun intended, of course) is getting ready to unload – this time, unlike before, she can do it on command.
After finger-banging Maria, Tom and Jenny learned a hard lesson about the highly adhesive nature of donkey jizz.
After finger-banging Maria, Tom and Jenny learned a hard lesson about the highly predatory nature of poon leeches.
After inviting him to join them in the hot tub, Maria and Jenny learned a hard lesson about the highly parasitic nature of Kevin Federline.
Who is Mindy? I am Annie with the fist in the back… and yes. This was taken 3 years ago so the stache was still cool.
Bahahahahaha!!! Sorry to see ya on here friends. Just heard about it!!! Just go with it if I spontaneously deny our association. Hey…. It’s better than a douchebag without hot chicks. That would be almost as pathetic as the douchebag spankin to your girlfriend. AAAYY OOOOOOOO!!!!!
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for 15 min 3 days a week, you too can look like you live near the beach, with ‘PooTan’ tanning beds….& by near the beach I mean below a storm drain!
Did I actually say that? Damn I’m wise.