Thursday, February 3, 2011

Snidely Whiprash Douches Up the Jacuzzi

Condoucious Says: Judge not the douchey tatt by its size. For it is meaning that matters, not just inksplat stupidhead. And Mindy’s body is freakin’ tight.

Well said, oh wise Condouchious. Well said. Although those may be marker lines, and not an actual tatt.

Coundoucious Says: Like I give a crap. Mindy’s body is ubergnaw.

True, Condouchious. Very true.

# posted by douchebag1
4:26 pm February, 3 Baron Von Goolo said...

The first time I saw a finger mustache tattoo I thought it was really clever and whimsical.
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This marks the 408th time I’ve seen a finger mustache, and I hope that Billy Idol’s bastardita Latina puts that fist to good use and makes them both cry.

4:33 pm February, 3 skrag2112 said...

Mindys giving the classic “Who farted?” look. Snidely’s assgas must smell like tacos and Andy Dick’s tongue.

4:50 pm February, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Seriously, the mustache tatt on the finger was hilarious 3 years ago. If this picture wasn’t taken 3 years ago someone must pay. I pick the douchebag in the straw hat. Angry fisting girl looks like she’s up for the task. I love it when I don’t have to be involved.

4:50 pm February, 3 Southern Scrotic said...

What’s with the Grace Jones wannabe?

5:04 pm February, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

For some reason after seeing this picture I want candy and by candy I mean mutli ethnic Brit Hott Mindy.

5:07 pm February, 3 Vin Douchal said...

2011 Annual Porn Fluffer Cruise leaves the dock from San Francisco

5:08 pm February, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

May moose and squirrel give you enema with razor -covered antlers.

5:08 pm February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Indoasian Brazilitina goodness. Or badness. But it’s all good.
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What is with the belts though?

5:11 pm February, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

I wrestle around passionately with Mindy in her flat in Hampstead while she encouraged & ordered me with her cockney accent to shag her silly.

5:11 pm February, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

To hell with finger mustaches. I’d like to give Mindy a finger landing strip. And by finger I mean peener.

5:18 pm February, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mindy is a spinning class instructor in the morning. She’s fierce. After a fruit salad she spends her afternoons in one of three ways: asian escort, stripper, unrecognized porn star. In her spare time she likes fake moustaches, foie gras, creme brulee, the odd cock, pussy and snooker. I’d fucck her with two condoms and a whip. Son. Who wouldn’t?

8:08 pm February, 3 Wedgie said...

Wait, which one is Mindy?

8:39 pm February, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I never realized Hunter S. Thompson was a Vegasdouche…..

8:59 pm February, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’d give them all a different kind of whirlpool…in the toilet.

9:15 pm February, 3 Fatness said...

I’d do time for turquoise halterkini hott.

9:26 pm February, 3 Stephanie said...

That’s funny,I thought mustache fingers were already out. So I thought they were picking their noses.

9:35 pm February, 3 creature said...

if you pick your nose up to the 3rd knuckle, you can extract stringy boogers like theese

9:46 pm February, 3 Stephanie said...

Ha ha ha ha ha,you guys kill me!

9:53 pm February, 3 DarkSock said...

Suddenly Ms. Sanchez felt sooo dirty.

10:37 pm February, 3 Deltus said...

Mindy really looks like she’s about to beat the ever lovin’ snot out of the other two for being taint. And I would watch. And applaud. And then masturbate like a brain-damaged chimp.
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Yep, no idea what I’m talking about, it’s 1:30am. Seacrest, out. And by that, I mean I would ejaculate on Mindy’s fine boobies and then go out for tea and croissants.
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Again, no idea what I’m saying.

11:45 pm February, 3 Wheezer said...

Skinny in the rear (no pun intended, of course) is getting ready to unload – this time, unlike before, she can do it on command.

6:56 am February, 4 DarkSock said...

After finger-banging Maria, Tom and Jenny learned a hard lesson about the highly adhesive nature of donkey jizz.

6:57 am February, 4 DarkSock said...

After finger-banging Maria, Tom and Jenny learned a hard lesson about the highly predatory nature of poon leeches.

6:59 am February, 4 DarkSock said...

After inviting him to join them in the hot tub, Maria and Jenny learned a hard lesson about the highly parasitic nature of Kevin Federline.

4:55 pm February, 4 "Mindy" said...

Who is Mindy? I am Annie with the fist in the back… and yes. This was taken 3 years ago so the stache was still cool.

6:03 pm February, 4 Portlandia said...

Bahahahahaha!!! Sorry to see ya on here friends. Just heard about it!!! Just go with it if I spontaneously deny our association. Hey…. It’s better than a douchebag without hot chicks. That would be almost as pathetic as the douchebag spankin to your girlfriend. AAAYY OOOOOOOO!!!!!

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3:28 pm February, 5 creature said...

for 15 min 3 days a week, you too can look like you live near the beach, with ‘PooTan’ tanning beds….& by near the beach I mean below a storm drain!

6:47 am February, 7 Condouchious said...

Did I actually say that? Damn I’m wise.

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