HCwDB of the Week: Wankus McHannibul and Pearielle
Last week saw visits from the odious Poppa Squatter. The innovation of “Strip Rafting.” The near-winners, the coupling that I probably should’ve given the award to, Keys McKugel and Slutty Shana.And the eurotankery of Aging Andy Pointing out the Obvious. Moob shirts still suck.
We even had Lil’ Skippy and Lil’ Pepe. I love that guy.
But here’s the thing: Wankus McHannibul also appeared pulling spectral rural tri-hotts in Wankus McHannibul Shaves His Groin.
THat’s two cuts of bald headed clownbaggery and some quality paid-to-pose entertainment pear slices.
Performative polebaggery in presence of pear munch takes the proverbial cake. SO while the clear paid to pose douchocracy of this coupling almost disqualified the mockage, in the end the hottie/douchey clownwankery was too much to ignore.
Not sure how well they’ll do in the Monthly against Joey Lumpcrustowitz and Kate.
Chalk ’em, Dano. And your humble narrator for Trader Joes instant oatmeal.
Mine eyes have seen the glory, and it ain’t these two.
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Don’t think we can’t see you, William H. Macy in red beard disguise back there.
I commend this pick cause William H. Macy in red beard disguise in the back cracks me up and PTP pear is outstanding.
As I look at her quality anal balloons I am reminded of SPAM.
As I look at her quality anal balloons I am reminded that I need to pick up some Draino on the way home.
As I look at her quality anal balloons I am reminded of the rolling hills of Santa Barbara County…and thinking of oil derricks.
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I bet she has a great personality. Great pick DB1.
I see Pearielle and all I think is Anal Tounge Darting.
hey mercury, looks like we got ourselves some tenderloin! famous phrase from the film ‘the hills have eyes’.
If this were the Sixties, those hippies in the back would accuse him of “salving our quest, man….”
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But since this is the 10’rs we say , “Fuck off loudmouth, go away and take that STD off-loader with you..” Times change
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Libyans
Beardy still gets my vote for beardiest beard.
Beside Beardy, a young Tom Berenger is questioning whether he likes smooth or furry.
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Big Chillers
Hipster Beard in the back just wants you to listen to his Band of Horses records with him.
I jammed with that bearded dude at an open mic night. He plays a mad cajon
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… but he didn’t know anything but Ringo riffs
I once shelled a walnut against an ass like that..
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true story
Stolen because I’m tired:
His cokk is a grappling hook made of spam.
hey look – he has a line running right through his abdomens and chest. if you ever need to slice him up in a tameshigiri demonstration, you know where your blade should flow.
she’s a stripper….I love me some strippers
Starfish Troopers…..heh heh that took a minute…
Wankus and Pearielle model their “crash the wedding ” black outfits they wore to that Kardashian blast last weekend.