Wednesday, August 31, 2011
The Holy Stomach Pooch of the Iroquois Nation Gets Tri-Macked
Little known fact: The first settlers to arrive in Arizona were douchey college pudwacks.
They leave that out of the history books, don’t they?
Fascists.
Yes that little hottie getting tri-macked is “Dances to Dangermouse,” lithe sister of yesterday’s The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation (note The Asian Design Major has migrated).
This picture is from the book, “The Satanic Douches: A Novel,” by Salman Douchedie.
when i eat bean salad my next morning poo looks freakishly similar to these three wanks! FIBRE SAVES……. you cunts!
what do they teach you in Asian design these days?
wait. no. don’t tell me.
Beware. The Asians are showing they are willing to out-Douche the West and do it more efficiently and cost effectively than their European and North American competition. In 5 years, Vegas could be as empty and desolate as Detroit, while DB1 bombards us with submissions labelled simply, Macau. MTV will start filming Hundai Shore, red cups will be filled with maotai, and the English will have one more reason to hate foreigners and riot. You have been warned.
^ That’d be bean salad with Spam, Son.
….fuccen A!
from the movie, “Three Douches and an Adorable Iroquois Little Lady Friend”
Asian Design Major aside, passes for Jimmy and Duncan?
Other than a half-hearted shocker and a negligible tatt on a negligible bicep, I sense a lack of both signifiers and the scent of poo.
Perhaps if I suck on my sunglass ear piece while making a hand gesture I can appear both cool and smart.
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Nope.
The best part about fartsuckers who flaunt groin shave reveal is when you can clearly see their perma-stomach-flop from years of eating Big Macs and wearing their pants too tight. Nice dunlops, dumbasses. Maybe if you had your mom hold the burger in front of you while you did some sit-ups you could eat your fat patty while burning 1/100th of the calories off.
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And by best I mean worst.
I’d play cowboys and indians with her.
I’d plant her corn.
I’d Louis her Clark.
I’d let her circle my bandwagons.
I’d spear her tatonka.
I’d smoke her signals.
I’d Mohawk her Ojibways.
I’d Manifest her Destiny.
I’d let her buffalo my ten penises.
No passes given. You have to kill this in its’ infancy, or you get Donkey Douche 2, Electric Doucheloo. It is almost too bad their mom’s didn’t have the foresight to do a few squat thrusts on a shop vac and save the world from further suffering.
I’d water her mocassins. Wha….?
I’d drive out to the plains and slaughter her whole tribe with big fucking guns!!!
The Shocker… seriously?
Whoa!, Kim Jong il is on vacation? Live for today KJi.
These guys get a notta pass, except the dipshit on the left with his tilted cap, and the idiot in the middle (middliot) for sucking on his dumbass sunnies, and the ‘guy’ on the right with some fuckn stupid tatt on his arm.
Hey, it must be Not Notta Wednesday!
I would forge her valley, knox her fort, and four score her twenty pooch.
Much like Pontius Pilate, I yield to the mob’s wishes = douches all.
Dude McCrudeshoes @ 10:10AM FTW!!!!
Asian males have a huge advantage in that they do not have body hair, so in the grooming wars, they are way ahead of their hirsute Italian compadres. Like Mr. Chow from that Hangover movie, no body hair but the huge dick nest.
3 poop pocahantas.