Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Holy Stomach Pooch of the Iroquois Nation Gets Tri-Macked

Little known fact: The first settlers to arrive in Arizona were douchey college pudwacks.

They leave that out of the history books, don’t they?

Fascists.

Yes that little hottie getting tri-macked is “Dances to Dangermouse,” lithe sister of yesterday’s The Holy Breasteses of the Iroquois Nation (note The Asian Design Major has migrated).

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am August, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is from the book, “The Satanic Douches: A Novel,” by Salman Douchedie.

10:09 am August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

when i eat bean salad my next morning poo looks freakishly similar to these three wanks! FIBRE SAVES……. you cunts!

10:10 am August, 31 Steve L. said...

what do they teach you in Asian design these days?
wait. no. don’t tell me.

10:10 am August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Beware. The Asians are showing they are willing to out-Douche the West and do it more efficiently and cost effectively than their European and North American competition. In 5 years, Vegas could be as empty and desolate as Detroit, while DB1 bombards us with submissions labelled simply, Macau. MTV will start filming Hundai Shore, red cups will be filled with maotai, and the English will have one more reason to hate foreigners and riot. You have been warned.

10:12 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ That’d be bean salad with Spam, Son.

10:17 am August, 31 schlicht bindenburger said...

….fuccen A!

11:02 am August, 31 jonezy said...

from the movie, “Three Douches and an Adorable Iroquois Little Lady Friend”

11:03 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Asian Design Major aside, passes for Jimmy and Duncan?
Other than a half-hearted shocker and a negligible tatt on a negligible bicep, I sense a lack of both signifiers and the scent of poo.

11:12 am August, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Perhaps if I suck on my sunglass ear piece while making a hand gesture I can appear both cool and smart.
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Nope.

11:15 am August, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The best part about fartsuckers who flaunt groin shave reveal is when you can clearly see their perma-stomach-flop from years of eating Big Macs and wearing their pants too tight. Nice dunlops, dumbasses. Maybe if you had your mom hold the burger in front of you while you did some sit-ups you could eat your fat patty while burning 1/100th of the calories off.
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And by best I mean worst.

11:16 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d play cowboys and indians with her.

11:17 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d plant her corn.

11:17 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Louis her Clark.

11:18 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her circle my bandwagons.

11:18 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d spear her tatonka.

11:18 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d smoke her signals.

11:19 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Mohawk her Ojibways.

11:19 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Manifest her Destiny.

11:20 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d let her buffalo my ten penises.

11:20 am August, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

No passes given. You have to kill this in its’ infancy, or you get Donkey Douche 2, Electric Doucheloo. It is almost too bad their mom’s didn’t have the foresight to do a few squat thrusts on a shop vac and save the world from further suffering.

11:21 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d water her mocassins. Wha….?

11:22 am August, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

I’d drive out to the plains and slaughter her whole tribe with big fucking guns!!!

11:33 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Shocker… seriously?

11:42 am August, 31 Mayor McDouche said...

Whoa!, Kim Jong il is on vacation? Live for today KJi.

12:18 pm August, 31 The Dude said...

These guys get a notta pass, except the dipshit on the left with his tilted cap, and the idiot in the middle (middliot) for sucking on his dumbass sunnies, and the ‘guy’ on the right with some fuckn stupid tatt on his arm.

Hey, it must be Not Notta Wednesday!

12:20 pm August, 31 The Dude said...

I would forge her valley, knox her fort, and four score her twenty pooch.

12:24 pm August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Much like Pontius Pilate, I yield to the mob’s wishes = douches all.

1:17 pm August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dude McCrudeshoes @ 10:10AM FTW!!!!

2:13 pm August, 31 Doucheywallnuts said...

Asian males have a huge advantage in that they do not have body hair, so in the grooming wars, they are way ahead of their hirsute Italian compadres. Like Mr. Chow from that Hangover movie, no body hair but the huge dick nest.

4:04 pm August, 31 Stephanie said...

3 poop pocahantas.

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