Monday, July 30, 2012
HCwDB of the Month: Kisseus Vomitorious and Margaret
K.V. had a long and inglorious run of ‘hawked makeouts with a variety of quality hotts over the past month. From drunken makeouts with Naughty Nape Nanine to fauxhawk spittle, is there a more egregious example of seal nads punch?
But of this run of club party poo, no pic is more infuriating, or more deserving to be in the Yearly, than this atrocity.
There will be no vote.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
This ass puncture may well be the front runner for 2012 Douchies in several categories, including most trash-can-worthy-to-the-head.
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Son.
A well deserved win/fail for the Itchuation. However his use of Mohawk sullys all of the pioneers before him who rocked a hawk. The hawk was a symbol, for me at least, of rebellion. Joe Strummer rocked one literally and figuratively yet he had something to say and his words are still poignant to this day, Glenn Plake made skiing even cooler and looking cool while doing it. Wendy O Williams made it dirty/sexy and that’s a good thing. KV is not rebellious he’s a drone/sheep easily programmed by mass marketing plus he just plain sucks. Fuck him and Fauxhawk.
Here, here, I says.
No vote? DB1 has been bought out by Obama and his One World Government Stuyvesant Machurian Candidate Cabal. Can I still talk about Mulattos?
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Ickes
I saw a little kid like 5 years old with a fauxhawk this weekend walking around the mall. And fauxhawk asided I could tell just from looking at this little turd I hated his guts already, you know he just had one of those faces that as soon as you see him you say I hate this little asshole. I wasn’t certain if I should punch him or his parents though? He also had one of those monkey back packs with a leash on it that is suppose to psychologically buffer the shock to the observer that this kid is so bad and this parent is so poor the little bastard has to be kept on a leash when he goes out in public. I bet those Jersey Shore douches all had leashes when they were kids.
I’d ask what’s up with not voting on the monthly, but in this I’m OK with it. It saves me from having to have a trash can handy, as I’d probably be yacking up a hairball if I had to vote for him.
He is what he is but good Christ almighty that pink-skirted thing he’s with. I’ve seen hookers with better dye jobs than that.
FYI, there is women’s beach volleyball on. German versus Brasilia. Renob City, I says.
Make it so, Number 1. Engage!
Teutonic Volleyball Pear
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http://www.holtwicksemmler.de/uploads/media/Wallpaper2_1280x1024.jpg
Speaking of a big winner (read: “LOSER”)…..
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http://www.douchebagswithhotchicks.com/
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[Notice: This domain name expired on 07/22/2012 and is pending renewal or deletion
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Boss, you need to go grab it so Stacky can’t get it back! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Now, the reason I noticed the above “dilemma” is because Stacky had KV on his ripoff page before. Here’s Kisseus, AKA “Tommy Pak,” beginning his run for the Hall of Scrote:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/09/21/giggle-ladies-with-daddy-issues-part-2/
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But that wasn’t the pic Stacky was celebrating…..and I can’t find it now. There’s one with this choad doing the handless GSR, holding his shirt up with his teeth. Yes, that should sicken us all to even consider it, and the eye bleach isn’t removing the afterimage from my retinae.
OK, maybe that^ is the photo that makes me wretch. Here are a couple more with “Tommy Pak”:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/?s=%22Tommy+Pak%22
I was wondering how her tities managed not to sag.
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Zepplins
A worthy successor to the Ab Lobster.
It doesn’t matter if you are a douchebag or not, what matters most is
that he is shredded.
I think the people who hate on him are either fat or
probably because while
other dudes are texting their dream girls at night,
Mr.Mohawk is sleeping with them
(with their dream girls)
#shred life
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