Thursday, November 29, 2012
Justin Bieber’s Douchier Twin Gets Lucky With his Friend’s Hot Mom
File this one under lazy comedy headlines. I’m gettin’ a doughnut.
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Tina was proud of her son repurposing her used IUD’s.
Some call them Douche Lobes.
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Others call them Fellatio Pull-Starters.
Incest is best.
The family that fails together…
Angela always said that when Stockton grew up he could do what ever he set his mind to.
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Stealing cash for tatts, lazying in front of the couch all day playing Call of Duty on-line with his friends and sticking his kock in her mouth while she’s sleeping was not what she expected.
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But it’s better than his sister Brikelle. The whore.
Now we’re talking. This gal is right in my wheelhouse.
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And by in my wheelhouse I mean jilted by life, three failed marriages, kids grown and moved out, lives with her cat in a meticulously clean condo on the hill in Alta Loma, uses sexual toys before bed when alone at night, collects nice alimony checks with regularity, will watch porn, swallows, won’t do anal but let’s you stick a digit in her anus when she cums, blew you in a Macy’s dressing room , was okay with it when you filmed her with your cellie making herself squirt with a Corona bottle in a Vegas hotel room , let’s you bring another chick in the sack with you and loves to give post-coitus back rubs kinda gal
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Or,…. in other words, my dream girl. C’mere hot mom
wayward teens should be kept away from cheap wine & colored sharpies
jr. high school teachers should not socialize with their male students
Yeah, I know it’s the same chick Karyn from the last photo, but she looks way better here. And by better I mean older
There’s a professional Lacrosse league you say? Yes. With hott cheerleaders to boot, eh? Yes
@Vin
I couldn’t of imagined it any better, Milfing is great!!! plus check out her tatt.
I believe that is none other than little skippy! II can’t believe i dug through the archives to find that pile of shit.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/12/13/most-annoying-bagling-little-skippy/
Why, that’s none other than little Skippy! i actually spent 5 minutes of my life loking through the archive for that clown. I’m gonna go flog myself as pennance
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/12/13/most-annoying-bagling-little-skippy/
I’m getting sick of the world. Things are transforming as
Newton, Daniel, Revelations, and Nostradamus predicted.
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This fuck above doesn’t know shit.
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Israel, Canada, and the U.S. plus a few WW2 occupied Pacific islands are the only countries to oppose a UN sanctioned Palestinian state. Fuck. Just last week the fuckers sent thousands of crude desert-monkey bombs at Israel. Read this and repent my friends. Take the Lord Jesus Christ as your saviour and you will be saved, even the Jews.
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http://www.bibleviews.com/rp8.html
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Billy Joel is so pissed off he might just make an appearance at the Douchies until they end on Dec. 21 when the world ends. Fuck, I need some hookers and weed I’m so mad.
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I’m gonna get real stoned today.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJBoHa3GArA
Bring your Kids to the STD Clinic was becoming increasingly popular annual event. Some of them even thought they might recognise their Dad there.
Wasn’t that mcfucker guy just flipping off the camera?
So young,and so fucked up already. There’s no hope,shoot yourself in the head. 18 years ago and you could have avoided this embarrassment.
In other news, this bagling’s finger can be used to extract lost jewelry from sink traps.
His finger tattoos spell out, “Smells Like Mom.”
The douche doesn’t fall far from the bleeth.
only explanation, backwater ignant whitefolk
…DarkSock some of your kin?
I thought I remembered this winner from somewhere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAvsZkoIcA
This punk has every signifier in the book. Except he’s just a wanna-be.
Yes, this is Asshole McAssholewitz and his mom (Karyn) from earlier.
Ezekiel and The Reverend Chad Kroeger are correct. Signs and wonders of The End Times are abundant.
Unreported by the media;
During her recent meeting with president/dictator Mohammed Morsi, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s uterus cut loose with an audible thump. According to the janitorial staff at the Egyptian Consulate, the resulting stain took the form of The Virgin Mother.
I had heard Hillary’s uterus fell out years ago during an all-night strap on session with Donna Shalala and Maddy Albright.
One awesomely talented youngster right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HcA5c3ehQ
No, the reverend isn’t right. I’m not happy about the company my country is keeping. But that being said, I wish all you Americans who drone on and on about the sanctity of firearms ownership would rid us of The Bieber, or keep him down there permanently… and Celine Dion too.
I’d hit that. And by “that” I mean the douchey Bieber.
It’s your mom, dude!