Thursday, November 29, 2012

Justin Bieber's Douchier Twin Gets Lucky With his Friend's Hot Mom

File this one under lazy comedy headlines. I’m gettin’ a doughnut.

# posted by douchebag1
2:36 pm November, 29 DarkSock said...

Tina was proud of her son repurposing her used IUD’s.

2:42 pm November, 29 DarkSock said...

Some call them Douche Lobes.

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Others call them Fellatio Pull-Starters.

2:42 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Incest is best.

2:43 pm November, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The family that fails together…

2:48 pm November, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Angela always said that when Stockton grew up he could do what ever he set his mind to.

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Stealing cash for tatts, lazying in front of the couch all day playing Call of Duty on-line with his friends and sticking his kock in her mouth while she’s sleeping was not what she expected.

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But it’s better than his sister Brikelle. The whore.

2:57 pm November, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Now we’re talking. This gal is right in my wheelhouse.

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And by in my wheelhouse I mean jilted by life, three failed marriages, kids grown and moved out, lives with her cat in a meticulously clean condo on the hill in Alta Loma, uses sexual toys before bed when alone at night, collects nice alimony checks with regularity, will watch porn, swallows, won’t do anal but let’s you stick a digit in her anus when she cums, blew you in a Macy’s dressing room , was okay with it when you filmed her with your cellie making herself squirt with a Corona bottle in a Vegas hotel room , let’s you bring another chick in the sack with you and loves to give post-coitus back rubs kinda gal

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Or,…. in other words, my dream girl. C’mere hot mom

3:01 pm November, 29 creature said...

wayward teens should be kept away from cheap wine & colored sharpies

3:02 pm November, 29 creature said...

jr. high school teachers should not socialize with their male students

3:03 pm November, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah, I know it’s the same chick Karyn from the last photo, but she looks way better here. And by better I mean older

3:20 pm November, 29 Vin Douchal said...

There’s a professional Lacrosse league you say? Yes. With hott cheerleaders to boot, eh? Yes

3:30 pm November, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

I couldn’t of imagined it any better, Milfing is great!!! plus check out her tatt.

4:20 pm November, 29 Pete said...

I believe that is none other than little skippy! II can’t believe i dug through the archives to find that pile of shit.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/12/13/most-annoying-bagling-little-skippy/

4:30 pm November, 29 Pete said...

Why, that’s none other than little Skippy! i actually spent 5 minutes of my life loking through the archive for that clown. I’m gonna go flog myself as pennance

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/12/13/most-annoying-bagling-little-skippy/

4:46 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m getting sick of the world. Things are transforming as

Newton, Daniel, Revelations, and Nostradamus predicted.

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This fuck above doesn’t know shit.

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Israel, Canada, and the U.S. plus a few WW2 occupied Pacific islands are the only countries to oppose a UN sanctioned Palestinian state. Fuck. Just last week the fuckers sent thousands of crude desert-monkey bombs at Israel. Read this and repent my friends. Take the Lord Jesus Christ as your saviour and you will be saved, even the Jews.

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http://www.bibleviews.com/rp8.html

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Billy Joel is so pissed off he might just make an appearance at the Douchies until they end on Dec. 21 when the world ends. Fuck, I need some hookers and weed I’m so mad.

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I’m gonna get real stoned today.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJBoHa3GArA

5:05 pm November, 29 Guid is Good said...

Bring your Kids to the STD Clinic was becoming increasingly popular annual event. Some of them even thought they might recognise their Dad there.

6:07 pm November, 29 ehcuodouche said...

Wasn’t that mcfucker guy just flipping off the camera?

6:39 pm November, 29 Stephanie said...

So young,and so fucked up already. There’s no hope,shoot yourself in the head. 18 years ago and you could have avoided this embarrassment.

7:46 pm November, 29 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

In other news, this bagling’s finger can be used to extract lost jewelry from sink traps.

8:21 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His finger tattoos spell out, “Smells Like Mom.”

10:12 pm November, 29 Guid is Good said...

The douche doesn’t fall far from the bleeth.

12:25 am November, 30 creature said...

only explanation, backwater ignant whitefolk

…DarkSock some of your kin?

1:14 am November, 30 Blah said...

I thought I remembered this winner from somewhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lAvsZkoIcA

1:48 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

This punk has every signifier in the book. Except he’s just a wanna-be.

1:52 am November, 30 Wheezer said...

Yes, this is Asshole McAssholewitz and his mom (Karyn) from earlier.

4:40 am November, 30 hermit said...

Ezekiel and The Reverend Chad Kroeger are correct. Signs and wonders of The End Times are abundant.

Unreported by the media;

During her recent meeting with president/dictator Mohammed Morsi, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton’s uterus cut loose with an audible thump. According to the janitorial staff at the Egyptian Consulate, the resulting stain took the form of The Virgin Mother.

6:22 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I had heard Hillary’s uterus fell out years ago during an all-night strap on session with Donna Shalala and Maddy Albright.

10:56 am November, 30 il Duce said...

One awesomely talented youngster right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HcA5c3ehQ

8:19 am December, 1 Captain Canuck said...

No, the reverend isn’t right. I’m not happy about the company my country is keeping. But that being said, I wish all you Americans who drone on and on about the sanctity of firearms ownership would rid us of The Bieber, or keep him down there permanently… and Celine Dion too.

8:18 am December, 2 Elwood BluezBag said...

I’d hit that. And by “that” I mean the douchey Bieber.

11:15 pm December, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

It’s your mom, dude!

7:31 am March, 8 Mik said...

What are you twelve,get the fuck out of that photo

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