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Bucky Upgrades
Bucky saw last night’s Pink Mesh Hat Tilt and felt threatened.
Even though he’s the 2009 Douchie winner for Douchiest Hat Tilt, Bucky, and his nearly award winning Hottest Hott, Kathy, don’t rest on their laurels.
And by laurels, I mean trade school.
Identical pose, but that’s some stylin’ quality Yankee hat, ripping its four dimensional axes tilt in the space-time continuum. This proves Bucky’s win (and our culture’s loss) was well deserved at the 2009 Douchies.
Kathy looks different. Strange. Still hot, but not quite Kathy. But I’d still awkwardly grope her kneecaps like a cauterized New York sewer rat searching for tasty fried plantains.
Douchiest Hat Tilt: Bucky
The 2009 Douchie Award for Douchiest Hat Tilt wasn’t even close.
Since the Buckster didn’t make it all the way to the finals, Bucky’s tiltorama wins in a tilt-o-whirl of ‘bag as a consolation prize.
Because that thing is levitating on some crazy four dimensional Richard Feynman boson particle sort of muon/lepton quark.
And because I love looking at Kathy smile.
Bucky's Acceptance Speech
Bucky: Yo. I gots the Jimi Hendrix shirt on while I cuddle up with Kathy Hott to celebrate our HCwDB of the Month victory, yo. And dig my phat hat tilt! See yous all in the Yearly!
EDIT: Props to darksock for catching the beer cans with straws in the background. That’s right. Bucky so bad he drinks beer with a straw.
Bucky’s Acceptance Speech
Bucky: Yo. I gots the Jimi Hendrix shirt on while I cuddle up with Kathy Hott to celebrate our HCwDB of the Month victory, yo. And dig my phat hat tilt! See yous all in the Yearly!
EDIT: Props to darksock for catching the beer cans with straws in the background. That’s right. Bucky so bad he drinks beer with a straw.
HCwDB of the Month: Bucky Got Mad Game
Bucky got mad game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott. And he’s gettin’ his party on. And now he got the Monthly.
Dr. DB: Lets face it, most of the pics on this site are Paid to Pose hots and guys on the extreme edge of scrote. But Bucky and Kathy are the real deal. Her hottness is pure, his ducheness is all that is wrong in suburbia. The anger and frustration that is generated from their commingling is unmatched on this site, ever!! If you can find a pair to surpass I will cease mocking, and…well probably go back to work without interruption. And by interruption I mean the occasional dry heave generated by the likes of bucky macking on Kathy. Bucky FTM
Dunkterdouche: Bucky…He looks like Lon Chaney’s Zombie with a ridiculous, law of physics denying hat tilt.
Lyndon Ladouche: Kathy is a Houris from the Islamic Paradise. Bucky is the Douche Genie that somehow escaped from the bottle of piss she is holding.
Et douche, brute?: Bucky’s got a look like a rhino that makes me want to shoot him from a distance with a high-powered rifle. Also, Kathy, despite sporting a stage-one bleeth tan, is a potentially rescuable bona fide hott.
Don’t ‘bag me, bro: Bucky and Kathy Hott – Damn, he has it all. 5A level douchebaggery, a halt tilt that makes gangsta rappers jealous, and Kathy Hott. She should be illegal. And by illegal, I mean in my pants.
Hot Buttered Poopcorn: Bucky inspires me. I have never been more motivated to renounce civilization, move to the moon, and live out the rest of my days in complete solitude.
Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride: Bucky is a study in surrealism. Salvador Dali would have given up the brush had he seen this reality blurring comingling. Is this a product of photoshop? Are spiders crawling all over my skin? Are all the drugs I did in college coming back to haunt me? This doesn’t even inspire the type of blind rage that is usual for a douche-hott coupling. I question my own existence when I view the pic. Maybe Albert Camus was onto something. Also, I can see his knob though his basketball shorts.
saulgoode42: Are you kidding? Bucky fer shur, simply because he pulled the finest one, by far.
eltango: gunny looks like an off duty circus clown but bucky is a leaning tower of poo. kathy is the klincher and when i say klincher i’m thinking kegel.
ehcuodouhe: Bucky. For monthlies and yearlies I have to pretend I’m each contestant twenty years from now. Looking back over the pictures of my youth, which ones would most likely cause me to shoot myself in the head? If I were Bucky, the shooting would be prefaced by repetitively banging my head against a marble countertop for all the stupid in that picture. Welding {smack} gloves?{smack} W {smack} T {smack} F {smack} was {smack} I {smack} thinking? {smack}
Vinny Scumbaglia: Gunny and Bucky have that certain festering quality, but only Bucky has the Uncle Festering quality.
Chris in ‘Baghdad: Bucky is to Douchebaggery what Pearl Harbour is to sneak attacks: iconic perfection incarnate.
RAPETIME: Bucky, for physically impossible 4-D hat-tilt and for having a hott that makes my penis cry.
Excellent evicerations all around. Good job, ‘bag hunters and huntresses. The “real world” HCwDB commingling was just too much to overcome for Bucky and Kathy. Not to mention 4-D hat tilt and welding gloves. And Kathy is delicious and innocent and this poo is underserving indeed. Well said, team.
P. Doody and the legendary ‘bag succubus, Carly Hott, also found support, coming in a solid but distant second place:
Ass Pear: P. Doody’s tat embodies the lack of foresight and intelligence of these many douche figures we have come to know and hate. Hence, I punched my ballot for him and an ample breasted hott by the name of Carly.
Seargent Scrote Stain: Although all contenders should garner some strong support, P. Doody deserves the big piece of chicken here. And by ‘piece,’ I mean ‘a very large serving,’ and by ‘chicken,’ I mean ‘repeated violent blows to the nads.’
Sluggo: P. Doody FTW, even though my vote didn’t help him last time. That tattoo will look perfect when he’s 50 and looks like George Constanza.
Anonymous: P. Doody. As someone else pointed out, having a PLAYA 4 LIFE tat on you has got to earn you something.
There’s no doubt we’ll be seeing P. Doody in the “Worst Tatt” category at the 2009 Douchie Awards. Coming in a distant third, Gunny and The Gun Show:
Anonymous: GUNNY YEAH I WANNA PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SAMMICH YEAH!
Douche Messiah: Gunny FTW, mostly due to the supreme hottness of the babe in Gunny 4.
And an even more distant fourth, the sadly forgotten Tiki Douche:
TheShadowHost: “Gunny” and “Bucky got mad game” look like they are trying too hard whilst P.Doody may have an extra-chromosome. So it has to be the Tiki Douche! He walks the walk and talks the talk of the nozzle like no other!
Pook Tiki. So douchey, yet with no iconic move, so quickly forgotten.
But I’ll turn it over to PhilthyPhil to take us home:
While all are strongly douche, only Bucky brings the tour de force. I have not recently seen such wankery on the site or ever in the natural world. With his utter mastery of gravity-defying hat buffoonery, goose-handling gloves and sweet and petite Kathy Hott this one leaves the beholder dazed, confused, nauseated and deeply saddened. Bucky..no one else comes close this month.
Well said, PtP, and we’ll see Bucky and Kathy Hott in their well deserved slot in the HCwDB of the Year in December.
Bucky Gettin' His Party On
HCwDB of the Week winner, Bucky, has ditched the hat-tilt and brought in the bros, the Goose and the Ubiquitous Red Cup to party this July 4th.
Kathy Hott brought her trampier sister, Layla.
Later, Bucky’s gonna show off his belly tatt, which reads either “Sexy God Does Blow” or “Must Love Dogs.”
It is on.
What are your plans for the 4th?
Bucky Gettin’ His Party On
HCwDB of the Week winner, Bucky, has ditched the hat-tilt and brought in the bros, the Goose and the Ubiquitous Red Cup to party this July 4th.
Kathy Hott brought her trampier sister, Layla.
Later, Bucky’s gonna show off his belly tatt, which reads either “Sexy God Does Blow” or “Must Love Dogs.”
It is on.
What are your plans for the 4th?
Bucky says "Yo"
Bucky wanted to take a moment in his unpacked basement apartment and straighten his hat tilt and say “Yo” to all the voters here at HCwDB.
Which is his way of saying thanks for awarding him the HCwDB of the Week.
Kathy wanted to show off just how curvy she is, and to tell her daddy she hates him.
EDIT: Bucky / Nottabucky?
Bucky says “Yo”
Bucky wanted to take a moment in his unpacked basement apartment and straighten his hat tilt and say “Yo” to all the voters here at HCwDB.
Which is his way of saying thanks for awarding him the HCwDB of the Week.
Kathy wanted to show off just how curvy she is, and to tell her daddy she hates him.
EDIT: Bucky / Nottabucky?
HCwDB of the Week: Bucky and Kathy
Bucky Got made game, and he got crazy skillz. And he got Kathy Hott.
The voters spoke, and they spoke big time for this hip-hop wiggachoad and his tanned brunette vixen:
Cheesebagger in Paradouche: This execrable coupling makes me want to punch a baby manatee in the face in front of small children. This power-taint superchoad’s nauseating presence has somehow managed to defile all of humanity in 3 simple photographs. The tats, hats, douchebracelets, Goose, tilts, Full Metal Jacket stare, gloves, plastic pants, and wife-beater have united to form a monstrous tidal wave of douche that makes me want to bleach my mind. Also, Girl From Ipanema hott should be in a shampoo commercial somewhere.
Colassus of Choads: Bucky. Easily. Look at his face
memphis doucheworkers local 421: bucky. the most inappropriate co-mingling contamination mismatch i’ve seen in years. its like mixing Macallan 25 with Mr Pibb
Chia LaDouche: Bucky FTW. A combination and rage and uncontrollable gag reflex.
Double O Douche: Bucky FTW hes a turd that snaged snatch way above his pay grade due to total douchitude.. and black gloves
Chris in ‘Bagdad: BUCKY GOT MAD GAME! And he got mad more as well, with his scroty, barely visible chin pubes, gravity defying douchehat antics, dollar store earrings, and hot hot HOTT! Bucky got it all, including the weekly!
MoeDouche: A pretty close race as every DB has adoring hotts showing off nice assets but Bucky is the DB with most to lose for he is a fugly DB. That hottie will someday wake up next to him and say to herself, ” I let THAT scrote poke my virgin ass last night!” and flee into the arms of a DB named “E-Blo”….to our delight the story repeats ad nauseam.
fastfourier: The label is still on the hat. It’s got to be Bucky.
Wheezer: what clinches it for him is his attention to the hat tilt: it’s at exactly the same angle in all three pics, no matter which hat he’s donning, and regardless of macking on Kathy Hott. I’ll bet that ubiquitous armoire is full of Axe bodyspray and other hair gel products for choadwanks.
baleen: Bucky, because he simply makes question my own existence.
Anonymous: This combination of Bucky and Kathy is so incongruous as to make me question the existence of God.
Danny Noonan: Bucky FTW. That dude makes me want to eat a porcupine dipped in Habanero Tabasco in one damn bite.
Douche Wayne: Bucky FTW. It’s his goddam Swivel Axis 19 Degree Hat Tilt that does it for me. He should be cast in an upcoming Hallmark Channel made-for-tv movie about a mentally challenged welder who rises against all odds blah blah blah blah. And yet Tanned Kathy’s smile seems . . . genuine.
Jean Claude Van Douche: The coupling of Bucky and Kathy Hott has even Caligula vomiting profusely in disgust. Bucky FTW.
this is what it sounds like when douches cry: Bucky all the way. Bucky and his hott leave me speechless. Seriously, this is a case of 27 wrongs must make a right, because he’s wrong in oh so many ways. 27, to be exact. And she’s delicious, like fondue.
Gaijindouche: Bucky, he does for douche what his predecessor, mister Fuller, did for engineering.
Tremendous comments from the always brillliant ‘bag hunters and huntresses who power this site with their mock and keep me going on a daily basis. Good work, people.
Coming in a solid second was the Vegas Ass Fondler and his two Ass Pears, The Scrotosaurus:
crazy-sexy-douche: Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus Scrotasaurus… he’s a dipshit, he can’t throw the peace sign correctly, but his lady-friend in the middle has a lower back, middle back, upper back, side-butt-cheek, shoulder, shoulder blade, neck, jaw, chin and smile that would make me punch an orphan.
Skyler: The Scrotasaurus: I always wash with Ivory Snow… and I would do so again. But The Scrotasaurus is in the way, and that makes me angry. And I would punch him. The Scrotasaurus alone makes me want to punch him for being a douchebag. And that is how I judge.
It was a worthy pic, but no match for the power of Bucky/Kathy. And, in distant third but with support, was the Shmeg Warrior:
Woman: Schmeg Warrior FTW. I want to punch him in the face and make him cry like a bitch!
Rinaldouche: Schmeg Warrior. He fights on even though he knows time is running out…and
he might miss his bus.
Well said, Soccer ‘Bag. But it was Bucky/Kathy that were far too douchey/hottie not to win this week. The everpresent anonymous takes us home:
Bucky, fo sho. can’t beat the phallic grey goose, the pimpin gloves, and his Crazy Skillz.
Kathy/Bucky for the win (loss) and ascendance (poo). Our first slot in the next Monthly is filled with a deserving HCwDB coupling. Good work, voters.
