Tuesday, February 1, 2005
Caption This Spectacle
Alert (and angst-filled) Legendary Bag-Hunter Doc Bunsen sent this gem in, entitled “Reverend Chad’s Basement”.
See if you can top that.
Son.
The winner gets to ‘bate to this pear. And we’re on the Honor System, folks.
Hell…go ahead. We’re all winners here. And with that pear I won first…and second…soon to be third.
Rev Chad eats basement
Twat of tanned blue pussy hot.
Dr. is angros.
It eats the Asians
Since the leopard print was put
In his Basement Hole.
Doc Bunsen’s usual
Hate arrives with Spring. Fuck
You late spring, Fuuuuck You!
I’m going to get stooooned
I see you Miss Glowing Green Boobies!
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25 pounds of sugar in a ten-pound sack.
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Or at least that’s what you keep telling yourself!
I blame it on the parents who give their brats everything. We didn’t have smartphones, laptops etc; when I was coming up and if we did the thought of whining and crying for one cause Missy or Junior down the street has one would of gotten you a smack to the head. EARN IT I say and once these junior A-Holes understand that our society will be better off for it. All those people out there complaining about welfare and subsidies for the less fortunate are thee biggest hypocrites because they are the ones handing their pre-teens, teens, cars, expensive electronics, etc;. They are used to it, expect it will never end and when they are put to task and by task I mean earning it, when they enter the real world they know not what to do other then begging their parents to help them out. I don’t make a ton of money but I make enough to live a comfortable lifestyle. I don’t rely on anyone but myself to make it happen. Is it easy? no but then nothing worth having is or should be. The ripple effect of all the electronics these kids are getting at such early ages is they can’t even carry on a conversation. If they can’t TEXT it then they can’y be bothered. The whole I’M BUSY routine is another slap in the face. They little fucks into their late 20’s have no concept of what it is to be BUSY. They’re so distracted, entitled and narcissistic it makes me disgusted. I could go on and on but I’m gonna have a late dinner, pass out from a food coma on the couch fake watching NBA playoffs then wake up, go to bed and get back up and do it all over again tomorrow knowing that I EARNED IT and WILL EARN IT again.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-5,36069/
The church of satan has gone to the ‘bags.
The stool sample looked much different under the microscope.
After the most fun 9 years of Architect school ever, Dark Sock took the Industrial Design elective and threw a party for all to see his winged Mercury Golum.
The album release party for Candi Zirconium, billed as “The Lady GaGa of the greater Des Moines area”, wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
The early incarnations of The BatSuit failed to invoke fear in the hearts of Gotham’s criminals.
Damned Harkonnens.
IT MUST EAT GRAIN
Later on that evening Kevin learned the hard way that “Pound Me Donnie” was a poor choice for the Safe Word.
Tony tried to warn Carl what would happen if he ate the porch beef sausage casings but he didn’t listen.
Frustrated in his attempts to free himself from the placenta, the rabbis badger could only curse the heavens.
The Donkster tried soliciting opinions from those around about his new prison jumpsuit but no one seemed to care.
Yeah, I’m bringin’ back all the moldy oldies.
Silver Surfer demonstrating the rare no-handed donkey punch
that girl on the lower left is missing a chin. And I ain’t talking about her brother neither.
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Eberts.
BatGimp always commands a wide berth.
Reverend Chad throws bash after his rotten older daughter finally learned on her 4th bicycle. Fuck you millenials, she don’t ride no fixey!
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2014/05/shmoe-johnson-and-coquette-carla-are-getin-excited-for-the-hcwdb-podcast/#comments
I ran out of Exports, so I’m smoking Bubba Kush dips like smokes. Rob Ford loaned his car to an older spinner he met in rehab (rehabs for quitters, Son) and she got caught drunk driving and his Escalade was impounded yesterday. Ya really can’t predict this cat. His existence makes me feel safe and proper in the world. FORD PROUD.
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http://globalnews.ca/news/1345522/rob-fords-cadillac-escalade-impounded-in-bracebridge-reports/
Where am I now? Sons?!
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http://globalnews.ca/news/1343285/watch-mother-bear-pulls-cub-off-busy-b-c-highway/?utm_source=Article&utm_medium=MostPopular&utm_campaign=2014
RIP MTM you 70’s evrygrl.
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^IM TALKING MILLENIAL DOYOU ALL NOT FUCKING GET IT? Fuck yo Betty White you failed whore!
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PHLEBOOTIYISTS
My dead cousin was better looking than 30’s MTM. Fuck you FatherTime….Fuck You!
Due to it’s restrictive budget, DC’s “Justice League” failed to bring in the same box office as Marvel’s “Avengers” movies.