Haiku Time
“Strap on?!? Aw Hells Yeah!”
Poor Todd did not realize
He was Kim’s “bottom”.
Charles Douchewin:
Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.
Capt. James T. Douche:
He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker
The Very Reverend Chad Kroeger:
She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
DoucheyWallnuts:
Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some
Ed Hardy Har Har:
Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche:
Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large bulge near his ass.
creature:
Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”
DoucheyWallnuts:
Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle* Harness
For Penis Torture
*Schmeckle, he says
Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.
While he looks for thrills,
Cut-rate Wonder Woman is
just paying the bills.
Mary Tyler Moore,
may not make it after all.
What?! Can’t be too soon?!
Soory Rev, endless
winter’s made me cynical.
Here’s MTM cheer.
He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker
You can trust her she
Is without a doubt a true
Blue professional
(at whatever it is she does)
She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
.
Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some
“Cock climbing,” he says
But she prefers Rock Climbing
Since he has small Pud
Kim and Todd got a D- for Team Seatbelt Weaving.
.
Rocker horns never forgets, Son.
Oops.
.
Kim and Todd got a
D-for Team Seatbelt
Weaving. And shit, Son.
Basement refinish
incomplete. Wonder Woman
Wall Climb makes side cash.
Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!
Chastity belt not
necessary. Todd’s meat stump
only grows one inch.
Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”
gimp takes off his mask
Cindi cinches the harness
on meat guillotine
Ned’s weenie was horribly stuck
in a dolly he loved to fuck
to his distress
she did confess
her name was originally Chuck
.
…oops, wrong day
Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large buldge near his ass.
Todd’s thinking of rock
climbing. Kim’s thinking “One more
strap for pinata.”
Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle Harness
For Penis Torture
Haiku front-pagers
and the Friday Thoughts ‘n Links
Will happen tonight.
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DarkSock is enslaved
By a Kruel Deadline; i.e….
…gotta work through lunch
.
Hark! For until then
Here is a female woman
For you to ogle:
Her bolt ons are almost as big as her head, nice side mons reveal though.
I swear by Warren
Jeffs, I really, really thought
The girl was fifteen.
That picture of horse
Lady freaked me out, man. Stooooooooned
D.Sock entertains.
What the hell is up with that statue on the dresser?!?
Pam Anderson raped
Me when I was in Detroit.
Hep C fucks liver
^Ed I think it’s a body building trophy.
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BTW I love bolt ons. They are better than getting the shirt off and finding out the broad has those Dixie Cup Tits with Fatty Nipples.
Also, is it wrong that I’d bang the chick and have her keep the horse mask on?
**NO. NOT EVER. -D.S.**
And now…Pear:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/02/memorial-day-weekend-thoughts-links/