Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Haiku Time

she's near my junk huh huh
“Strap on?!? Aw Hells Yeah!”
Poor Todd did not realize
He was Kim’s “bottom”.

Charles Douchewin:
Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.

 

Capt. James T. Douche:
He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker

The Very Reverend Chad Kroeger:
She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

DoucheyWallnuts:
Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some

Ed Hardy Har Har:
Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche:
Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large bulge near his ass.

creature:
Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”

DoucheyWallnuts:
Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle* Harness
For Penis Torture

*Schmeckle, he says

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8:46 am May, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Club Boulder Holders™
“Get Your Rocks Off On Our Rocks!”
Old ted grasps at youth.

8:54 am May, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

While he looks for thrills,
Cut-rate Wonder Woman is
just paying the bills.

8:59 am May, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Mary Tyler Moore,
may not make it after all.
What?! Can’t be too soon?!

10:11 am May, 22 Charles Douchewin said...

Soory Rev, endless
winter’s made me cynical.
Here’s MTM cheer.

11:11 am May, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He is putting up
The rocker, but she will not
Receive The Shocker

11:14 am May, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

You can trust her she
Is without a doubt a true
Blue professional

(at whatever it is she does)

1:26 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She goes rock climbing
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
.
horseheadgirl

2:23 pm May, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wonder Woman’s Gunt
Off-sets massive Sweater Meat
Seahawk Douche gets some

2:26 pm May, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Cock climbing,” he says
But she prefers Rock Climbing
Since he has small Pud

3:12 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kim and Todd got a D- for Team Seatbelt Weaving.
.
Rocker horns never forgets, Son.

3:13 pm May, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops.
.
Kim and Todd got a
D-for Team Seatbelt
Weaving. And shit, Son.

3:25 pm May, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Basement refinish
incomplete. Wonder Woman
Wall Climb makes side cash.

3:42 pm May, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Tied up in Wonder
Woman Magic Lasso gives
Todd Magic renob!

3:56 pm May, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chastity belt not
necessary. Todd’s meat stump
only grows one inch.

4:50 pm May, 22 creature said...

Cindi Buttplier
number one installer at
“Joe’s Perma-ButtPlug”

4:55 pm May, 22 creature said...

gimp takes off his mask
Cindi cinches the harness
on meat guillotine

4:58 pm May, 22 creature said...

Ned’s weenie was horribly stuck
in a dolly he loved to fuck
to his distress
she did confess
her name was originally Chuck
.
…oops, wrong day

5:59 pm May, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Todd “Rocks out with his
cocck out” he tells Kim. She sees
large buldge near his ass.

6:01 pm May, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Todd’s thinking of rock
climbing. Kim’s thinking “One more
strap for pinata.”

6:14 pm May, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bloated Belayer
Attaches Schmeckle Harness
For Penis Torture

2:55 pm May, 23 DarkSock said...

Haiku front-pagers
and the Friday Thoughts ‘n Links
Will happen tonight.
.
DarkSock is enslaved
By a Kruel Deadline; i.e….
…gotta work through lunch
.
Hark! For until then
Here is a female woman
For you to ogle:

das abs das buddox

4:47 pm May, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Her bolt ons are almost as big as her head, nice side mons reveal though.

9:07 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I swear by Warren
Jeffs, I really, really thought
The girl was fifteen.

10:07 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That picture of horse
Lady freaked me out, man. Stooooooooned
D.Sock entertains.

10:48 pm May, 23 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

What the hell is up with that statue on the dresser?!?

11:16 pm May, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Pam Anderson raped
Me when I was in Detroit.
Hep C fucks liver

11:42 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Ed I think it’s a body building trophy.
.
BTW I love bolt ons. They are better than getting the shirt off and finding out the broad has those Dixie Cup Tits with Fatty Nipples.

11:43 am May, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Also, is it wrong that I’d bang the chick and have her keep the horse mask on?

**NO. NOT EVER. -D.S.**

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