Sunday, March 20, 2005
Belated post-bender Fraiku Sunday Penance
In this photograph
Five things are shaved bald and slick;
One is visible…
Charles Douchewin said…
Reflexively, I
reached for my ugly stick. I,
see I’m not the first.
hermit said…
This chubby trio
Would fill my house with laughter
’til they cleaned out ‘fridge
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Put the drinks down, girls.
They’re loaded with calories
and some GHB.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Those drinks cost more than
All of the boob jobs combined
Should have got nose jobs
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
Xanax-spiked drinks must
be kicking in by looks on
their faces. Douche just waits.
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Pacific Rim Job
The new Girl Group from Taiwan
But they might be guys
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Howey Mandel’s kid
brother bang’s Charlie’s Angels
with…nope, I’m still drunk.
Vin Douchal said…
Black chick in the back
Bringing shit-breath bald asshole
A bottle of Scope
Reflexively, I
reached for my ugly stick. I,
see I’m not the first.
Where it’s at? I got
Two Quartasians and a Mu
Lattoo. Where it’s at?..
In the rear, Wolfmann
Feels the itch of the Grimm. His
Dandruff snuffed later.
Three….. Bitches! I got
Three bridesmaids at this discount
Joint near Toledo.
I’ma stoned now. He runs
Bonneville Flats races on those
Slopey face noses.
The three widest nose
Broads ever. I’m getting an
Exotic boner.
Helllooooooooooooooooooooooo. All sleep while
I play Tooth Fairy. Fuck Me.
Fuck you all! I’m ooooolld.
If you click picture,
Wonky Eyed real world Blonde
Lend chance at Phallus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
This chubby trio
Would fill my house with laughter
’til they cleaned out ‘fridge
His severe scalp burn
Not as painful as the cure
Skin graphs from scrotum
Memo to Admin:
Superfluous post at top
Gives me a headache
Put the drinks down, girls.
They’re loaded with calories
and some GHB.
Dumb girls thought they were
thought they were going to party
with Howey Mandel.
^bad hangover haiku. Try again later when my body doesn’t feel like it was run over by a garbage truck.
Wouldn’t be too sure
Blond Bleeth second from the right
Isn’t tucking “It”
Tranny Convention
Brings them in from all over
Planet Klingon, too
Urine on the Rocks
Is drink of choice for Tranny
Tila Tequila
I’d bang a melon
Before I’d stick my schvantz in
Any of these Bleeths
Couldn’t get renoB
From this photo because Bleeths
Probably have cocks
Those drinks cost more than
All of the boob jobs combined
Should have got nose jobs
A broad nose is nice
Fits snugly agains the taint
When tossing salad
Asian invasion
Is not how I picture it
When I masturbate
The Boss is pissed and has laid the smack down as seen here.
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2014/10/gawker-flies-its-freak-academic-flag-tries-to-summarize-douchebag/#comment-172295
Mr. Clean shows off
signature move for cleaning
bleeth’s monkey hole scraps.
His sudden on-set
paralysis due to them
meeting in men’s room.
Is douche in background
the same one that wrote shitty
douchebag insult link? (on front page)
Unbeknownst to ‘Sock
He pegged the perfect band name:
Seven Day Bender
Poor Howie Mandel.
His new show “Photobombers”
off to a bad start.
No matter how hard
they try, bleeths over-dose
him with GHB.
^ redo correctly
.
No matter how hard
they try, bleeths can’t over-dose
him with GHB.
Xanax-spiked drinks must
be kicking in by looks on
their faces. Douche just waits.
I think that with these
Chicks I could Misegenate
Five times at once. Son (s).
There noses got flat
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
It puts the half-breed
In the basket, or it gets the
Hose. Mulatto Hose.
Quadroon convention
Is place to go if you want
To get a Rim Job
Pacific Rim Job
The new Girl Group from Taiwan
But they might be guys
This picture proves that
Mutants aren’t only in
X-Men comic books
Haiku on Monday?
Makes me sad. Feel so lonely.
Haiku on Friday!
Howey Mandel’s kid
brother bang’s Charlie’s Angels
with…nope, I’m still drunk.
Wasn’t hung over
But looked at picture and feel
Like I boozed all night
This time Crackhead Bob
Can get out of his wheelchair
To barf in their hair
Black chick in the back
Bringing shit-breath bald asshole
A bottle of Scope
Skank away, mon frère
Truck Stop Annie Convention
Tons of cum swallowed
Dark Sock added a
Security question? I’m
Go join ISIS now.
These girls make me horny
For that Malala Nobel chick,
If she was of age…..And shit.
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^It is possible
To get too stoooned on a work
Night. Fuck it all Son!
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