Sunday, March 20, 2005

Belated post-bender Fraiku Sunday Penance

spot Weiner von baldensteinIn this photograph
Five things are shaved bald and slick;
One is visible…

Charles Douchewin said…

Reflexively, I
reached for my ugly stick. I,
see I’m not the first.

hermit said…

This chubby trio
Would fill my house with laughter
’til they cleaned out ‘fridge

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Put the drinks down, girls.
They’re loaded with calories
and some GHB.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Those drinks cost more than
All of the boob jobs combined
Should have got nose jobs

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Xanax-spiked drinks must
be kicking in by looks on
their faces. Douche just waits.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Pacific Rim Job
The new Girl Group from Taiwan
But they might be guys

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Howey Mandel’s kid
brother bang’s Charlie’s Angels
with…nope, I’m still drunk.

Vin Douchal said…

Black chick in the back
Bringing shit-breath bald asshole
A bottle of Scope

 

# posted by admin
9:46 pm October, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Reflexively, I
reached for my ugly stick. I,
see I’m not the first.

11:18 pm October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where it’s at? I got
Two Quartasians and a Mu
Lattoo. Where it’s at?..

11:19 pm October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the rear, Wolfmann
Feels the itch of the Grimm. His
Dandruff snuffed later.

11:21 pm October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three….. Bitches! I got
Three bridesmaids at this discount
Joint near Toledo.

11:54 pm October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ma stoned now. He runs
Bonneville Flats races on those
Slopey face noses.

11:57 pm October, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The three widest nose
Broads ever. I’m getting an
Exotic boner.

12:22 am October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Helllooooooooooooooooooooooo. All sleep while
I play Tooth Fairy. Fuck Me.
Fuck you all! I’m ooooolld.

12:24 am October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you click picture,
Wonky Eyed real world Blonde
Lend chance at Phallus.

9:18 am October, 20 hermit said...

This chubby trio
Would fill my house with laughter
’til they cleaned out ‘fridge

9:20 am October, 20 hermit said...

His severe scalp burn
Not as painful as the cure
Skin graphs from scrotum

9:22 am October, 20 hermit said...

Memo to Admin:
Superfluous post at top
Gives me a headache

12:24 pm October, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Put the drinks down, girls.
They’re loaded with calories
and some GHB.

12:26 pm October, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dumb girls thought they were
thought they were going to party
with Howey Mandel.

12:28 pm October, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

^bad hangover haiku. Try again later when my body doesn’t feel like it was run over by a garbage truck.

12:33 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wouldn’t be too sure
Blond Bleeth second from the right
Isn’t tucking “It”

12:55 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny Convention
Brings them in from all over
Planet Klingon, too

2:10 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Urine on the Rocks
Is drink of choice for Tranny
Tila Tequila

2:14 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d bang a melon
Before I’d stick my schvantz in
Any of these Bleeths

2:30 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Couldn’t get renoB
From this photo because Bleeths
Probably have cocks

2:39 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Those drinks cost more than
All of the boob jobs combined
Should have got nose jobs

2:43 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A broad nose is nice
Fits snugly agains the taint
When tossing salad

2:52 pm October, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Asian invasion
Is not how I picture it
When I masturbate

4:01 pm October, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Boss is pissed and has laid the smack down as seen here.
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2014/10/gawker-flies-its-freak-academic-flag-tries-to-summarize-douchebag/#comment-172295

4:03 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. Clean shows off
signature move for cleaning
bleeth’s monkey hole scraps.

4:05 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His sudden on-set
paralysis due to them
meeting in men’s room.

4:33 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is douche in background
the same one that wrote shitty
douchebag insult link? (on front page)

6:49 pm October, 20 hermit said...

Unbeknownst to ‘Sock
He pegged the perfect band name:
Seven Day Bender

7:37 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Poor Howie Mandel.
His new show “Photobombers”
off to a bad start.

7:40 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

No matter how hard
they try, bleeths over-dose
him with GHB.

7:40 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ redo correctly
.
No matter how hard
they try, bleeths can’t over-dose
him with GHB.

7:43 pm October, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Xanax-spiked drinks must
be kicking in by looks on
their faces. Douche just waits.

8:03 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think that with these
Chicks I could Misegenate
Five times at once. Son (s).

8:04 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There noses got flat
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

8:05 pm October, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the half-breed
In the basket, or it gets the
Hose. Mulatto Hose.

12:49 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Quadroon convention
Is place to go if you want
To get a Rim Job

12:53 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pacific Rim Job
The new Girl Group from Taiwan
But they might be guys

1:00 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture proves that
Mutants aren’t only in
X-Men comic books

1:08 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Haiku on Monday?
Makes me sad. Feel so lonely.
Haiku on Friday!

2:47 am October, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Howey Mandel’s kid
brother bang’s Charlie’s Angels
with…nope, I’m still drunk.

10:17 am October, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wasn’t hung over
But looked at picture and feel
Like I boozed all night

3:01 pm October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

This time Crackhead Bob
Can get out of his wheelchair
To barf in their hair

3:05 pm October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Black chick in the back
Bringing shit-breath bald asshole
A bottle of Scope

3:07 pm October, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Skank away, mon frère
Truck Stop Annie Convention
Tons of cum swallowed

1:38 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock added a
Security question? I’m
Go join ISIS now.

1:39 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These girls make me horny
For that Malala Nobel chick,
If she was of age…..And shit.

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1:40 am October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^It is possible
To get too stoooned on a work
Night. Fuck it all Son!

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