Friday Haiku
Her breasts are quite large,
Just as sure as my name is
Captain Obvious.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Gets paid to store hams
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
The Dude said…
Hark! The Karl Rove twins
Lurk behind Kimye’s tit sling
Like plump fruits of fall.
Dickie Fingers said…
She was attractive
Until the truck hit her face
hence the new bumpers
Charles Douchewin said…
S(he) bends some gender.
This douchebag is his own bleeth.
DarkSock bends my mind.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Should have spent money
on gunt reduction and face
transplant. Gunt I says.
Vin Douchal said…
I once won C-Note
“Biggest Catch” deep sea fishing
Hooked something like this
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
Needs to stop sucking
in air, before she explodes!
Silicon blast zone!
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Her fake Yam Passage
Can accommodate 5 d*cks
Including her own
hermit said…
All week she tends bar
Weekend gigs at kid’s parties
One-woman Bounce House
hermit said…
Lying on her back
She looks a whole lot like the
Sydney Opera House
Wheezer said…
Holy smokes, those BOOBS!
They might be fake, but they’re BOOBS!
Motorboat those BOOBS!
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
I think Dark Sock is
Messing with us. Or real bad
Meningitis, Son.
Gets paid to store hams
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the hams in
Basket, or it gets the hose.
The Ham Boobies hose.
I think Dark Sock is
Messing with us. Or real bad
Meningitis, Son.
Stooooooooooned! Dark Sock performs
His social contract and I
Will end the Stevie.
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Hark! The Karl Rove twins
Lurk behind Kimye’s tit sling
Like plump fruits of fall.
She was attractive
Until the truck hit her face
hence the new bumpers
His breasts are quite large,
Just as sure as my name is
Captain Obvious.
.
.
.
Twofer.
S(he) bends some gender.
This douchebag is his own bleeth.
DarkSock bends my mind.
Just remember, Bros
Trannies can have fake tits, too
So, must check her trau
Kumdumpster, lesser
known Kardashian sister.
Less work done than Bruce
Should have spent money
on gunt reduction and face
transplant. Gunt I says.
She can tittyfuck
entire Jets defensive
line at the same time
I once won C-Note
“Biggest Catch” deep sea fishing
Hooked something like this
Needs to stop sucking
in air, before she explodes!
Silicon blast zone!
Got’s no sympathy
For this Bleeth’s nagging back ache
Nor flirts from DoucheBros
Big, fake Yams aside
She looks like she sucks renoB
With gusto and glee
Bitch be pug ugly
And them chest mountains smell like
Stinky hairy ‘pits
Megan can’t tell why
The only guys she attracts
Are field goal kickers
Butter Face Dumpster
Needs full bowl of ice to dip
Her Tranny Balls in
Her fake Yam Passage
Can accommodate 5 dicks
Including her own
There’s no gyroscope
Big enough to fit in her
Monkeyhole abyss
All week she tends bar
Weekend gigs at kid’s parties
One-woman Bounce House
Lying on her back
She looks a whole lot like the
Sydney Opera House
Knock, knock,Who is there?
Emerson. Emerson Who?
Emerson big ones!
.
I’ll be here all week.
Why for does Dark Sock
Hide Haiku. I have enough
Trouble finding balls.
Is it wrong to view
The pubescent ass as thing
Of beauty or not?
I’ma get stoned now. Back
Up over freezing here. Fuck you
Polar bears. Fucccccck You!
Age old question: Do
The melons match the prolapse?
Or cock? Or cobwebs?
Elvira, Mistress
Of the Night has offspring. Her?
Name is Smellvira.
Holy smokes, those BOOBS!
They might be fake, but they’re BOOBS!
Motorboat those BOOBS!
Condouchius say, “He
who can’t get laid become ‘she’
and get fake boobies.”
Closer inspection
shows why ‘Sitch’ needed all of
8-point-9 million
While her tits are huge
She also has Giant Clam
Giant Clam, I says
http://smog-03.empflix.com/89/8956fc337bac346b69a5/Close_up_with_teen_goddess_working_her_hot_breasts-360p.mp4?speed=100000
Thank you DW for that teen image. This may now be the night when I put Mrs. Kroeger’s dismembered body out with the trash.
I’m here for you, my Brother.
When I was 12 years old, my balls swelled with earth-conquering sperm loads. Ghengis Khan sized, Son. Trim and weed was far and few between. Thirteen brought more outside relief to my nethers and the promise of some peace of mind. When I got too stressed in smell of the days before the bounty, beginning around fourteen, I’d get really stoned and listen to this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UqSsORSuE
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Then I has fun for 12 years
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Sometimes when I ponder marrying too early, or only studying hard enough to get the M.A. in economics at a second rate university or two, or quitting the programme and choosing contractor/U.S. Importer (respect) which I flamed out of gloriously 20 years later because of THEY, then being a blood sucking mortgage broker during the run-up I feel less than my 15 year-old self. When that happens, I get really stoooned and listen to this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UqSsORSuE
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And then I quickly remember that I work in partnership with my wife as a partner, and I have a fat daughter who has no body shame, and I can’t drive, and I go to the 89th ranked MBA programme in the world at 49. Then I get really stooooned and listen to this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UqSsORSuE
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Then I think. I’m gonna get real stooned and listen to this. And soon look for a tall bridge.
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And then, I will listen to this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UqSsORSuE.
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And get really stoooned like now.
.
What happens to who we were?
Hey guys come on over,
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2014/09/as-the-nimrod-turns/#comment-169029
^Don’t worry Rev. It gets worse when your memory starts failing and you start drooling and shit. Then there’s the
song you don’t hear.
(Anti-Kay Hagan ad was just a happy accident.)