Friday Haiku
He’s Nostril-DumbAss;
Can he predict the future
Of these young ladies…?
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It’s a 3-way this week…which is more than NostrilDumbAss could muster that night.
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The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
Quartasian Triad
Prepare Monkey Holes for the
Neckbeard Convention.
hermit said…
ISIS soldier stands
sixty-seven virgins short
At the gates of hell
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Despite the Wacky Eye
Middle Bleeth gives me renoB
Sapphic embrace helps
The Dude said…
Three toss offs from the
Kardashian lab are loose
for halloween prowl
Ed Hardy Har Har said…
How do calves that small
keep white skirt Bleeth’s phenom ass
upright off the ground?
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Hairless Quims await
Impending Meat Curtain fest
Waldouche has no shot
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
“I am relevant!”
shouts Hakeem over techno
beat. No one else cares.
Vin Douchal said…
Jaleel photobombs
Next, security’s tasers
And zip-tied perp walk
^**honorable fuccen mention**
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
White skirt hott’s feet so
Small she can’t stand still. Grabs friend
To stabilize tits.
hermit said…
Dude had his last bath
When mama’s water broke
He’s still sticky, Son(s)
Capt. James T. Douche said…
Bottle rats are paid
To pose while Douche McCracken
Poses nostril hairs
Wheezer said…
Predict his future:
He ain’t touchin’ those boo-tays
…..and neither am I.
“Yo…I smell London,
I smell France, I smell Febreeze
In your pants…S’up, Gurrl?”
There stands Mustapha,
Staring down his nose at them…
Needs a telescope.
Olfactory perv
Who circles the nightclub,
Huffing underskirts
It’s almost Christmas;
Getting in the spirit is
Mannheim SteamHuffer
Eyes darting around,
Nervously wanders the club:
Estrogen Addict.
“Just follow your nose”,
Says Fruit Loops shill Toucan Sam,
“To tight-skirted ho’s…”
DarkSock wastes his time
Posting these Friday Haikus
In 2005…
Quartasian Triad
Prepare Monkey Holes for the
Neckbeard Convention.
Waste not time you must.
Entertained we are. Yoda
Monkey Hole must touch.
Wake up early….. Get
Stoned….. Do Haiku again….. Sweet fuck
Look st those spinners.
I would fuck them in
A truck. I would fuck them with
A duck. Chop them Up.
Stooooned.
Herrrmann finds last piece
Of Rev Chad’s sixsome dream
Other two waiting http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21k4xd_remy-lacroix-lexi-belle-hula-hoop-fun_redband
The Russian mystic
Called “Pencil-Necked Rasputin”
Smells like cheap vödkä
Three toss offs from the
Kardashian lab are loose
for halloween prowl
Despite the Wacky Eye
Middle Bleeth gives me renoB
Sapphic embrace helps
Three Bleeths walk in club
Barkeep asks, “Would you like drinks?”
Bleeths, “We’re here to pose.”
White skirt Eurasian
Offers up her top shelf Pear
Top shelf Pear, I says
Knock, knock. Who is there?
Three hot Bleeths. Three hot Bleeths who?
Just buy our drinks, Douche
Quadroon on the left
Enjoys, “Dogs in the Bathtub”
And “Cajun Hot Stick”
“The Bearded Hipster”
Isn’t a sexual move
It’s that douche right there
I’d be macking Bleeths
Not photo bombing, but then
I’m not a Douchebag
What’s black and white and
Lez all over? Who can care?
Because: A-List Pear!
How do calves that small
keep white skirt Bleeth’s phenom ass
upright off the ground?
Andrew Luck peers out
over Bleeth defensive line
No score for Goober!
Hairless Quims await
Impending Meat Curtain fest
Waldouche has no shot
“I am relevant!”
shouts Hakeem over techno
beat. No one else cares.
Vegas escort deals
All mention “Girls Escorted”
This dude’s seen some shit
That babe on the right
Once banged a chick looked like that
Nah, no I haven’t
Jaleel photobombs
Next, security’s tasers
And zip-tied perp walk
Tonight’s club contest
Sarah Shahi Look-a-Like
Me thinks we all win
Hark! The squishy squeek
Of bleethy thunder thighs comes
When they hit thirty.
ALALL ALALLA!
ALA ALA ALALA
I WILL KEEL YOU ALL !
Kim Jung Il’s hairpiece
Found on hipster chin. Girls say me
No bang Mustapha.
White skirt hott’s feet so
Small she can’t stand still. Grabs friend
To stabilize tits.
Dude had his last bath
When mama’s water broke
He’s still sticky, Son(s)
Some folks snort cocaine
Through crisp hundred dollar bills
This dude snorts whole grains
ISIS soldier stands
sixty-seven virgins short
At the gates of hell
Bigger calf muscles
Needed to support the Pear
Or else she will fall
“You are decadent,”
Shouts the mullah over the
Din of the party
.
“Alllahu Akbar
Motherfuckers,” or some shit
Screams Ahkmed in back
Play the race card
Now that pertinent Bleeth jokes
Have been offered up
Giggle hotts think he
is Taliban or ISIS
he’s just really slow.
ISIS hotts show off
their latest trophy in club. Too
bad it’s this dorks head.
Monkey can’t decide
which hole. Asses like ball under
cup. Which one to pick????????
I’d pay two grand if
I could have foursome and get
To chop off his head.
His neck grew times two
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
Bottle rats are paid
To pose while Douche McCracken
Poses nostril hairs
Bottle rats queef in
Morse code while he remains a
Illiterate tool
^an
*Irony
Neckbeard foreshadows
What’s lurking beneath short skirts
Muffs of a feather.
Faux Kardouchians
Troll for peen and free drinks while
He cleans crabs from beard
Their menses are synched
Bummer for you neckbeard as
If you had a chance.
The Bleeths smell like booze
And paternal shame while his
Beard just smells like ass.
Wouldn’t the threat of
takedown lawsuit from these three
make all of our days!
Smiles left their faces
they slowly turned and shouted
“Beard just smells like ass”
We so horny we
love you long time. Will cost this
beard-douche a year’s pay
Cpt. James T. @ 7:45 FT the self-deprecating W.
What, three Asian broads
and not a single lady
boy / tranny reference ?
When this fellow hears
Pakistani techno-rap
His cobra neck swells
This dude’s dick gets hard
At the smell of goat urine
Pavlovian, Son(s)
“Why don’t we all dress
in black and white and pick up
Some guys?” ..”Awesome sauce.”
“I will take my long
Neck and go out looking for
Asians.”…..”Ahula ….;”
By the power vested in me, by absolutely no one, I hereby declare the Haiku portion of this post over.
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That being said, I’d belly crawl through blood puddles in a Liberian ebola death camp for a brief whiff of White Top’s undercarriage.
Dude’s freakish neck length
Would make giraffes and E.T.
Green with envy, Son(s)
Predict his future:
He ain’t touchin’ those boo-tays
…..and neither am I.
Ebola Nurse has a
Nice Quartasian thing going on.
I’d hit it..Later.
FEMA camps in parts
Unknown filled with walking ghouls.
Soylent Green is good.
Militias to be
Called from Missouri to fight
Obama tyranny.
Nancy Snyderman
Spreads germs about Manhattan.
Entitled liberals.
Rev, your input is needed at The Mothership.