Friday Haiku
In this week’s Fraiku –
Caption this in Haiku form;
Double Jeopardy…
Daniel knows Brian
is quite the cunning linguist…
…and that’s first hand too.
Oh, they are so cute
Mom can we take these fidgets
home with us please, please!
First paycheck from
The assistant manager
Gig at Brooks Brothers
Tailored jacket Todd
Says I knew Winston Churchill
And you are no dude?
Family portrait
Shows incest is not the best
Nor is it straight. Sons
Barry shows off his
technique for making Chaz tight
to unimpressed girls.
The Robertson twins
cavort with Jose Cuervo
They both swallow worm.
Semitic Hotties
Pining for non-Kosher meat
Non-Kosher, I says
Chad tries to send Chaz
subtle message about what
he wants in restroom.
Could be wrong here guys
Chick on right, Armenian?
Shaved arm/mustache hair?
Daniel knows Brian
is quite the cunning linguist…
…and that’s first hand too.
A double pleasure
Is coming for you…Double
Mint Jews. Oy fuck, Son!
Esperonto Night
Goes down badly as Golem
Twins shade the goy toys?
It puts the dredel
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The kosher hose.
He eats Mexican
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Heiney-Hose.
Carl “The Drunk Squirrel”
Cohen could never Rocky
Her Bullwinklecunt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0
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Haiku form? I know my fucking Hajku form Maury.! Son.
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How’s the neck Son?
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Stooones as fuck witing end of thetis. And shir 13 fuck
Tailored jacket Todd
Says I knew Winston Churchill
And you are no dude?
Douchey Wallnuts will
Say these girls make his schwantz go
Down a deuce note.
Oh, they are so cute
Mom can we take these fidgets
home with us please, please!
13?
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Later on those broads
Were Jewkaked by a bag
Of dimes to the face.
First paycheck from
The assistant manager
Gig at Brooks Brothers
They emptied their trust
Funds to afford enough coke
To fit in her schnoz.
The Douche of Wall Street
Trolls for Hebrew poon at his
Nephews Bar Mitzvah.
These two will never
know the joy of Hebrew poon
it will change your life.
Family portrait
Shows incest is not the best
Nor is it straight. Sons
Barry shows off his
technique for making Chaz tight
to unimpressed girls.
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twenty tree
I found myself to’
Be not guilty of “White Guilt”
Riot in my pants.
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Bringing Sexy back,
Fake Justin Timberlake Clone
is Hoverhand FAIL!!!
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20.
Starr Jones fucked a rat
Once. Nine months later she birthed
The Rev. Al Sharpton.
The Robertson twins
cavort with Jose Cuervo
They both swallow worm.
Pancho and Lefty
Would rather be sword fighting
Than banging these broads.
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Broads, I says..
Jones birthed Al Sharpton
‘Neath a public urinal
Her cunt smelled like pee
Big Gub’ment “sin” tax
And Cigarette Gestapo
Got poor fat dude killed
Beware, New Yorkers
Sixteen Ounce Soft Drink Nazis
Will fuck you up soon
B’nai B’rith mixer
Where the Cohens and Goldbergs
Frolic and do coke
Justin Timberberg
Is macher amongst Tribe members
Sings at Bat Mitzvahs
Semitic Hotties
Pining for non-Kosher meat
Non-Kosher, I says
The Weintraub Twin Bleeths
Score sheygetz shalabobos
Their fathers will hate
Is it kosher to have
Two Jew broads noses up ass.
Asking for a friend.
White Privilege in
Male-centric Penis Culture
Means wearing bad hat
Pork is a no-no
For Jew broads, but they love
The goyisher schvantz
Shayna and Jayme
Have a few drinks and hook up
With Jacob and Seth
Does the Jewish twat
Smell like lox or chopped liver?
Asking for a friend…
Knesset meeting
Winds up being wild gig
With drunken hijinks
Jew poon is pungent
With a smooth aroma. Smells
Like shit on Pasach.
Ben indicates where
he will leave his mark after
trip to glory hole.
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# brain cells lost looking at pic
Chad tries to send Chaz
subtle message about what
he wants in restroom.
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Chad keeps souvenir
from film “Two Frat Bros, One Hat”.
Girls scan for exit.
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Ben shows off stolen
Bono glasses. Next, off for
Central Park bike ride!
Jewish Princess with
Garlic aroma that could
Level Tacoma
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– Zappa
Kentucky Derby
Hat parties are all the rage
Also, being cunts
Fashion question here
“Suspenders, natty statement?”
No, so go piss off
Yenta Ham Wallet
Produces turgidity
On Shomer Shabbos
Could be wrong here guys
Chick on right, Armenian?
Shaved arm/mustache hair?
The Reverend Al
Sharpton’s ass smell is wafting to
Canada and shit.
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The Reverend Al
Sharpton’s tax bill made him lose
His shit. In his pants.
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What a skinny fucking creep that race baiting Obammy loving fool he is.
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Circumcised shmeckles
Don’t satisfy these Yentas
Want an “Ant Eater”
“V” for victory
Also for vasectomy
And for vomitting
Let’s export Rev Al
To Canada in exchange
For bucket of shit
My dog (respect) is
Dead, however, my neighbour
Has a shit lagoon.
Maybe they are Greek??
That means there will be butt stuff
Not just with the guys.
bare foot girls sitting
on the hood of a Dodge…
Clarence Clemons Cocck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PTJHhUeAfc
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Why the fuck do we have to space with periods in 2112? Really? Like fuck we don’t pay this much for the mistreatment that resembles our duty to they who have assumed control. Get it? I assemble no prositation to the hinterland of my declining year.
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Granny Mrs. Kroeger’s lymph nodes turned out clean so her breasetes may be cancer free so I have
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The man in solace doth get numbered. Tattoed again by the Stormtroopers of his wife’s mother’s grandmother’s torturuoso route through 1930-1940’s eastern Europe’s
After anal play
Bleeth on right cut Fart of Love
Fart of Love, I says
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Wow! Bonnie Rotten is fuccen gross. WTFs up with spider web tatts around the nips? Sans- tatts she may be just nasty and possibly not that bad.
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Scratch that image from my mind with some moe. 32 Things. <br.
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That there’s a fuccen bass player, boitches
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2014/12/somewhere-in-sheboygan-a-lone-fartfungusface-twaddles-with-kelly/#comment-173533
Best use of mescaline in my youth? Being totally and utterly zonked for Zappa at the Orpheum
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This is exactly how it happened: Inca Roads
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I hate that pig.