Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Friday Haiku

art HereIn this week’s Fraiku –
Caption this in Haiku form;
Double Jeopardy…

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Daniel knows Brian
is quite the cunning linguist…
…and that’s first hand too.

Dickie Fingers said…

Oh, they are so cute
Mom can we take these fidgets
home with us please, please!

First paycheck from
The assistant manager
Gig at Brooks Brothers

 

Tailored jacket Todd
Says I knew Winston Churchill
And you are no dude?

The Dude said…

Family portrait
Shows incest is not the best
Nor is it straight. Sons

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Barry shows off his
technique for making Chaz tight
to unimpressed girls.

hermit said…

The Robertson twins
cavort with Jose Cuervo
They both swallow worm.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Semitic Hotties
Pining for non-Kosher meat
Non-Kosher, I says

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Chad tries to send Chaz
subtle message about what
he wants in restroom.

Vin Douchal said…

Could be wrong here guys
Chick on right, Armenian?
Shaved arm/mustache hair?

 

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1:02 am December, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Daniel knows Brian
is quite the cunning linguist…
…and that’s first hand too.

1:07 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A double pleasure
Is coming for you…Double
Mint Jews. Oy fuck, Son!

1:09 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Esperonto Night
Goes down badly as Golem
Twins shade the goy toys?

1:10 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the dredel
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The kosher hose.

1:12 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He eats Mexican
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Heiney-Hose.

2:27 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carl “The Drunk Squirrel”
Cohen could never Rocky
Her Bullwinklecunt.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfKZUn9sZ0
.
Haiku form? I know my fucking Hajku form Maury.! Son.
.
How’s the neck Son?
.
Stooones as fuck witing end of thetis. And shir 13 fuck

2:33 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tailored jacket Todd
Says I knew Winston Churchill
And you are no dude?

2:34 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Wallnuts will
Say these girls make his schwantz go
Down a deuce note.

3:44 am December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

11:52 am December, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

Oh, they are so cute
Mom can we take these fidgets
home with us please, please!

13?

12:19 pm December, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later on those broads
Were Jewkaked by a bag
Of dimes to the face.

12:26 pm December, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

First paycheck from
The assistant manager
Gig at Brooks Brothers

12:30 pm December, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They emptied their trust
Funds to afford enough coke
To fit in her schnoz.

12:32 pm December, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Douche of Wall Street
Trolls for Hebrew poon at his
Nephews Bar Mitzvah.

2:04 pm December, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

These two will never
know the joy of Hebrew poon
it will change your life.

2:40 pm December, 4 The Dude said...

Family portrait
Shows incest is not the best
Nor is it straight. Sons

5:32 pm December, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Barry shows off his
technique for making Chaz tight
to unimpressed girls.
.
twenty tree

7:14 pm December, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I found myself to’
Be not guilty of “White Guilt”
Riot in my pants.
14

8:52 pm December, 4 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Bringing Sexy back,
Fake Justin Timberlake Clone
is Hoverhand FAIL!!!
.
.
20.

2:21 am December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Starr Jones fucked a rat
Once. Nine months later she birthed
The Rev. Al Sharpton.

11:14 am December, 5 hermit said...

The Robertson twins
cavort with Jose Cuervo
They both swallow worm.

11:17 am December, 5 hermit said...

Pancho and Lefty
Would rather be sword fighting
Than banging these broads.
.
Broads, I says..

11:18 am December, 5 hermit said...

Jones birthed Al Sharpton
‘Neath a public urinal
Her cunt smelled like pee

11:20 am December, 5 hermit said...

Big Gub’ment “sin” tax
And Cigarette Gestapo
Got poor fat dude killed

11:22 am December, 5 hermit said...

Beware, New Yorkers
Sixteen Ounce Soft Drink Nazis
Will fuck you up soon

1:00 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

B’nai B’rith mixer
Where the Cohens and Goldbergs
Frolic and do coke

1:05 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Justin Timberberg
Is macher amongst Tribe members
Sings at Bat Mitzvahs

1:07 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Semitic Hotties
Pining for non-Kosher meat
Non-Kosher, I says

1:22 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Weintraub Twin Bleeths
Score sheygetz shalabobos
Their fathers will hate

2:21 pm December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it kosher to have
Two Jew broads noses up ass.
Asking for a friend.

2:26 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

White Privilege in
Male-centric Penis Culture
Means wearing bad hat

2:28 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pork is a no-no
For Jew broads, but they love
The goyisher schvantz

2:31 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shayna and Jayme
Have a few drinks and hook up
With Jacob and Seth

2:33 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Does the Jewish twat
Smell like lox or chopped liver?
Asking for a friend…

2:36 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Knesset meeting
Winds up being wild gig
With drunken hijinks

3:02 pm December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jew poon is pungent
With a smooth aroma. Smells
Like shit on Pasach.

3:57 pm December, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ben indicates where
he will leave his mark after
trip to glory hole.
.
# brain cells lost looking at pic

4:02 pm December, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chad tries to send Chaz
subtle message about what
he wants in restroom.
.
21

4:08 pm December, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chad keeps souvenir
from film “Two Frat Bros, One Hat”.
Girls scan for exit.
.
14

5:31 pm December, 5 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Ben shows off stolen
Bono glasses. Next, off for
Central Park bike ride!

5:55 pm December, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Jewish Princess with
Garlic aroma that could
Level Tacoma
.
.
– Zappa

5:59 pm December, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Kentucky Derby
Hat parties are all the rage
Also, being cunts

6:01 pm December, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Fashion question here
“Suspenders, natty statement?”
No, so go piss off

6:06 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Yenta Ham Wallet
Produces turgidity
On Shomer Shabbos

6:20 pm December, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Could be wrong here guys
Chick on right, Armenian?
Shaved arm/mustache hair?

6:22 pm December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Reverend Al
Sharpton’s ass smell is wafting to
Canada and shit.
.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVLMoHkgd6LXCCkBiwnoJUVf9NN52vJKZDqTrSR8GJ2SLcou2n

6:25 pm December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Reverend Al
Sharpton’s tax bill made him lose
His shit. In his pants.
.
What a skinny fucking creep that race baiting Obammy loving fool he is.
.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTT82PxtmBRPF_Qg5rrNn1tunxC1r696lhhKdjkb8ryN83TJCwt

6:33 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Circumcised shmeckles
Don’t satisfy these Yentas
Want an “Ant Eater”

6:39 pm December, 5 Vin Douchal said...

“V” for victory
Also for vasectomy
And for vomitting

6:48 pm December, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Let’s export Rev Al
To Canada in exchange
For bucket of shit

7:57 pm December, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My dog (respect) is
Dead, however, my neighbour
Has a shit lagoon.

10:00 pm December, 5 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Maybe they are Greek??
That means there will be butt stuff
Not just with the guys.

1:21 am December, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

bare foot girls sitting
on the hood of a Dodge…
Clarence Clemons Cocck.
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PTJHhUeAfc
.
Why the fuck do we have to space with periods in 2112? Really? Like fuck we don’t pay this much for the mistreatment that resembles our duty to they who have assumed control. Get it? I assemble no prositation to the hinterland of my declining year.
.
Granny Mrs. Kroeger’s lymph nodes turned out clean so her breasetes may be cancer free so I have
.
The man in solace doth get numbered. Tattoed again by the Stormtroopers of his wife’s mother’s grandmother’s torturuoso route through 1930-1940’s eastern Europe’s

12:40 pm December, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

After anal play
Bleeth on right cut Fart of Love
Fart of Love, I says

1:55 pm December, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

.
17

3:58 pm December, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Wow! Bonnie Rotten is fuccen gross. WTFs up with spider web tatts around the nips? Sans- tatts she may be just nasty and possibly not that bad.
.
Scratch that image from my mind with some moe. 32 Things. <br.
.
That there’s a fuccen bass player, boitches

10:21 pm December, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Best use of mescaline in my youth? Being totally and utterly zonked for Zappa at the Orpheum
.
.
This is exactly how it happened: Inca Roads

1:21 am December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://ut03.xhcdn.com/t/657/9_b_1791657.jpg
.
I hate that pig.

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