Saturday, April 16, 2005
Fraiku
Slab-Abbed Jennifer
And Dual-Domed Denise repose
Amidst two D-‘bags…
Oh..fleeting youth. Ya
Know them abs depreciate
Like deVry placement.
Vin Douchal said…
Chips, empties and ice
All that’s left for these lightweights
Mom’s minivan waits
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Sea Salt Kettle Chips
Are the third things that I’d eat
In this photograph
DoucheyWallnuts said…
The Ginger Bohunk
Hides from Vegas sun or else
He’ll sunburn nipples
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Little Big Titty
Goodness will give me renoB
All the livelong day
Wheezer said…
Forrest and Bubba
regale chicks with shrimp boat tales;
ladies found the “shrimp”
The Dude said…
I’d abstain, by which
I mean I’d stain Jennifer’s
Abs with ckock slobber
Naples been berry,
Berry good to Jesus. Five
Lawns and rapes daily.
Oh..fleeting youth. Ya
Know them abs depreciate
Like deVry placement.
BrotherBag shouts out
Steaming cauldron in background
Cooking up Douche Stew
Blondie says “C’mon
You gots breastesses for two
Gimme some of dem”
Chips, empties and ice
All that’s left for these lightweights
Mom’s minivan waits
Big boobs is Amie
Flipping Vegas TV show
I know my boobs, son
Han Solo, when out
Of bronze cryogenic
Shit. Fucked these chicks…twice.
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Sea Salt Kettle Chips
Are the third things that I’d eat
In this photograph
Black man swallows pride
In pursuit of Honky Bleeths
Bleeths will swallow load
The Ginger Bohunk
Hides from Vegas sun or else
He’ll sunburn nipples
Little Big Titty
Goodness will give me renoB
All the livelong day
What lurks beneath the
White patch of Little Big Tits
‘Kini gives me renobs
Brotha-bag Leon
raises hand says yeah I’ll tap
five headed plain Jane
Buttaface Hard Bod
Is at her peak. In two years
Gunt will sprout, ass drop
Rick Astley now hits
the gym and taps hot B-list
Vegas TV host
The future is now
Tomorrow, reality
Rears its ugly head
Ice bucket perfect
shape for bleeths to ice down cooch
after hard gang bangs
Forrest and Bubba
regale chicks with shrimp boat tales;
ladies found the “shrimp”
.
Momma always said,
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
Future loo tenants.
Choads’ next tatt choice is
nipple shot found by elbow;
Rastabag wants that.
I ain’t gonna make
three weeks inna row; gotta
thank ‘Sock fo’ da props!
Liitle Big Titty*
Nice and round Li’l Biggs – boobies!
Li’l Biggs Boobie boos**
.
*- FTW
.
**- boobies
Just noticed the doofs
Not that douchey – but doofy*
Don’t touch the Li’l Biggs!
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*- Hot Chicks with Doofbags®
I’d abstain, by which
I mean I’d stain Jennifer’s
Abs with ckock slobber
As they ate the lone
Dregs, the valet said, “Breaks over,
We gots cars to park.”
Your presence is requested
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Like the Fiddler Abs,
The ladies of the species
Store cunt crustaceans.
Like the later Apes, Rod
Bore his dishwasher’s tan to
Court crustacesan cunt.
Like Cousteau, Rod shaves
Chest each day. To be or
Not to be. Shiny.
420 sons
Brotha’s job later
Hosing down the furniture
Rinse away douche stains