Saturday, April 16, 2005

Fraiku

you got a little douche all over you honeySlab-Abbed Jennifer
And Dual-Domed Denise repose
Amidst two D-‘bags…

Oh..fleeting youth. Ya
Know them abs depreciate
Like deVry placement.

Vin Douchal said…

Chips, empties and ice
All that’s left for these lightweights
Mom’s minivan waits

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Sea Salt Kettle Chips
Are the third things that I’d eat
In this photograph

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The Ginger Bohunk
Hides from Vegas sun or else
He’ll sunburn nipples

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Little Big Titty
Goodness will give me renoB
All the livelong day

Wheezer said…

Forrest and Bubba
regale chicks with shrimp boat tales;
ladies found the “shrimp”

The Dude said…

I’d abstain, by which
I mean I’d stain Jennifer’s
Abs with ckock slobber

 

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2:18 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Naples been berry,
Berry good to Jesus. Five
Lawns and rapes daily.

2:24 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oh..fleeting youth. Ya
Know them abs depreciate
Like deVry placement.

2:26 pm April, 16 Vin Douchal said...

BrotherBag shouts out
Steaming cauldron in background
Cooking up Douche Stew

2:27 pm April, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie says “C’mon
You gots breastesses for two
Gimme some of dem”

2:45 pm April, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Chips, empties and ice
All that’s left for these lightweights
Mom’s minivan waits

2:48 pm April, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Big boobs is Amie
Flipping Vegas TV show
I know my boobs, son

10:45 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Han Solo, when out
Of bronze cryogenic
Shit. Fucked these chicks…twice.
.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/16/8429027/star-wars-episode-7-trailer-watch-first

1:41 am April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sea Salt Kettle Chips
Are the third things that I’d eat
In this photograph

1:42 am April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Black man swallows pride
In pursuit of Honky Bleeths
Bleeths will swallow load

1:46 am April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Ginger Bohunk
Hides from Vegas sun or else
He’ll sunburn nipples

1:50 am April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Little Big Titty
Goodness will give me renoB
All the livelong day

11:14 am April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What lurks beneath the
White patch of Little Big Tits
‘Kini gives me renobs

6:23 pm April, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Brotha-bag Leon
raises hand says yeah I’ll tap
five headed plain Jane

6:31 pm April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Buttaface Hard Bod
Is at her peak. In two years
Gunt will sprout, ass drop

6:31 pm April, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rick Astley now hits
the gym and taps hot B-list
Vegas TV host

6:34 pm April, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The future is now
Tomorrow, reality
Rears its ugly head

6:36 pm April, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ice bucket perfect
shape for bleeths to ice down cooch
after hard gang bangs

8:50 pm April, 17 Wheezer said...

Forrest and Bubba
regale chicks with shrimp boat tales;
ladies found the “shrimp”
.
Momma always said,
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
Future loo tenants.

8:52 pm April, 17 Wheezer said...

Choads’ next tatt choice is
nipple shot found by elbow;
Rastabag wants that.

8:55 pm April, 17 Wheezer said...

I ain’t gonna make
three weeks inna row; gotta
thank ‘Sock fo’ da props!

2:26 am April, 18 The Dude said...

Liitle Big Titty*
Nice and round Li’l Biggs – boobies!
Li’l Biggs Boobie boos**
.
*- FTW
.
**- boobies

2:28 am April, 18 The Dude said...

Just noticed the doofs
Not that douchey – but doofy*
Don’t touch the Li’l Biggs!
.
*- Hot Chicks with Doofbags®

2:33 am April, 18 The Dude said...

I’d abstain, by which
I mean I’d stain Jennifer’s
Abs with ckock slobber

7:35 pm April, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As they ate the lone
Dregs, the valet said, “Breaks over,
We gots cars to park.”

7:53 pm April, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Your presence is requested
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/04/hot-chicks-with-douchebags-after-douchebags/

5:37 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like the Fiddler Abs,
The ladies of the species
Store cunt crustaceans.

5:39 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like the later Apes, Rod
Bore his dishwasher’s tan to
Court crustacesan cunt.

5:42 am April, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like Cousteau, Rod shaves
Chest each day. To be or
Not to be. Shiny.

3:10 am April, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

420 sons

3:04 pm April, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Brotha’s job later
Hosing down the furniture
Rinse away douche stains

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