Friday, April 22, 2005

Fraiku

No Pants Subway Ride - Los Angeles - January 11, 2015No-Pants Subway Day
Now apparently a thing;
Douchebag Sally Rides

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Candyman wields mere
tic tacs, but handles king size
Whatchamacallit.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The knit cap stays on
Whilst I rummage her Coolie
Her Coolie, I says

Dickie Fingers said…

The knit cap stays on
whilst she uses her man hands
for various chores.

Vin Douchal said…

May be “No Pants Day”
But it’s sponsored by Valtrex©
Don’t sit on benches

Ed Hardy Har Har said…

Candyman looks like
he’s smuggling a roll of Certs
in those unfilled drawers.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

The TSA did
A full cavity search on
Him and he liked it

The Dude said…

Full Moon Party Guy
Gets a GoinPeace from me;
just leave the Hott please.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Wearing mom’s granny
panties as cowl is invite
to “full moon party”.

Charles Douchewin said…

The only couple
‘C’s’ he wants, are batteries
for that Fresh Boom Box.

hermit said…

In the air one smells
Whiffs of Japanese sarin
Smells like Victory

 

# posted by DarkSock
3:00 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was cutting my front patch of lawn at the road today after I was in the Grove (respect), planting a bit of of my annual plantation of garlic (I’d say weed, but I might be tackled for being Mulatoo and pregnant ((Darwinian respect)) ….), and remembered my youth as I did smelling Lenny’s rich Taiwanian leather reminding me of the first time I smelled air conditioning with rich Corinthian leather in the 1977’s.
.
Did you see how I used the brackets in a unique new fashion I call Chad Sans?
.
I’ve come a lomng way with this interwheb shit. I rememner one Mr. Sock asking me if I knew how to copy and paste. I didin’t. The old younger salesman Rev Chad was a one of a kind “Sit the fuck down, I haven’t sold you shit yet and I’m not leaving until you buy a Godfucking dam solarium you FCU<EING CCKSDUCJET you fucking piece of shit. HYou are going to cause mde to tgurn into a raving alcohlic future Clonazepam dependeant you pirced og fucking dshigt."
.
So that is why I didnt likefucking computers cause I was a fucking people person Son. Now I ply my rough trade of horse farm appraisals. These fucking horse people remind me oif the fucking Mooslems.
.
I hate those fucking cocksuckers! I got a picture of the Mohammdd Ali cartoon hanging of my fucking flagpole. Fucking kid asked ny daughter, the retarded one, why she was a white pig dog fucker so they go to the Catnolic scboiol now,
.
Fuck akll this sbhit. I'm getting old and see the grass being cut s like so many prearranged funerals. And my fucking stupid brother got caught with the drink in hois drive if you knosw what I mean,\.
.
The smell of the exhaust of the icebrakers of spring haunt my sleep like a Flakkahead strung out on fucking coffee.Down with Islam and the fucking duch fuckky fuckkera.
.
I think the werd kicked un. Fuckka flakkka fucking fuckafuck.
.
Fuck…son/

3:09 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

WAIT A FIucking ute!@!@ I dint win the fucking canuick sideboob and DW gets that hot brunetts? Fuckinjg 10 weekd in a row and nothing. Im calling my union/ 24

3:24 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve always liked it better when the midget was a girl
.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=46e7bae12ef6867b38bf

3:25 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops. Wrong site fucv!

3:29 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is this the Doogar site?

6:38 am May, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Candyman wields mere
tic tacs, but handles king size
Whatchamacallit.

10:32 am May, 29 hermit said...

Like Rip Van Winkle
I awaken in aught five
But, I’m haikued out
.
((all due respect to admin))….)

12:00 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The knit cap stays on
Whilst I rummage her Coolie
Her Coolie, I says

12:04 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The knit cap stays on
Whilst I blaze her Pubic Trail
Pubic Trail, I says

12:10 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He wears Cowl of Shame
Because of his small package
Or he’s just a Douche

12:18 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I had dream The Rev
Banged his cousin and a dwarf
Dressed like this here Douche

12:27 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If I sat next to
Her on airplane I’d try to
Bang her in restroom

12:41 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The knit cap stays on
Whilst I do her Doggie, then
I’ll go for pizza

2:24 pm May, 29 Dickie Fingers said...

The knit cap stays on
whilst she uses her man hands
for various chores.

3:16 pm May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Her thumb’s been places
Grudgingly acknowledges
We’re talking about him

3:19 pm May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

May be “No Pants Day”
But it’s sponsored by Valtrex ©
Don’t sit on benches

3:21 pm May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Rudy Largeman smirks
My phone’s recording her butt
Blocks it with his thumb

3:22 pm May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Rudy Largeman smirks
Underwear party all dudes
And smelly sneakers

3:24 pm May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Rudy Largeman smirks
Can’t play pocket pool in these
Where’s the hot dog stand

7:15 pm May, 29 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Candyman looks like
he’s smuggling a roll of Certs
in those unfilled drawers.

7:20 pm May, 29 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Hey Candyman! The
Eighties called and would like their
Boombox back. Throwback.

8:00 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The knit cap stays on
Until I need it to wipe
My Jizz off her chin

8:01 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The knit cap stays on
Until I wipe off my schvantz
And gag her with it

8:02 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The TSA did
A full cavity search on
Him and he liked it

8:04 pm May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oh, how much time I’ve
Spent crafting Fraiku ‘stead of
Being productive

3:43 am May, 30 The Dude said...

Full Moon Party Guy
Gets a GoinPeace from me;
just leave the Hott please.

2:00 am June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The new hash oil
E-cig cartridges, best new
Thing since I met cunt.

6:31 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wearing mom’s granny
panties as cowl is invite
to “full moon party”.

6:34 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In previous pic
he had his head in Rudy
Largeman’s stinky draws.

6:39 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The original
Candyman spins in his grave
when viewing this pic.

6:43 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Caitlyn needs two pairs
of panties to hide his twig
from Vanity Fair.

6:45 pm June, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s happy that it
only takes her thumb to make
“Full Moon Party” rock.

7:27 pm June, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

The only couple
‘C’s’ he wants, are batteries
for that Fresh Boom Box.

10:07 pm June, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now that I’ve seen
Caitlyn. I will smoke oils
Until Jesus comes.

12:18 am June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Smoking too much E-
Oil in the pen turns me
Into a vapire.
.
Get it?

12:53 am June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m gonna tell you a story bout a man named Bruce,
Kinfolk said he liked it in caboose.
.
Then one day old Bruce isn’t a dude,
And out came Caitlyn with a bunch of attitude.
.
Tranny stuff, Texas -sized.
Texas tea..Kardashian spew.
.
Then one day I got a vapor pen
And li

11:46 am June, 2 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Is it wrong to want
to give Man Splooge to Caitlyn?
Asking for a friend.

12:49 pm June, 2 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Annie Leibovitz
is a bigger wizard than
Gandalf or Harry.
.
.
.
What happened to the math?

1:10 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^wizard
.
Mathbegone wiped it away Ed.

8:05 am June, 3 hermit said...

In the air one smells
Whiffs of Japanese sarin
Smells like Victory

8:06 am June, 3 hermit said...

She shits goat pellets
He pisses hot dog water
And desperation

10:29 am June, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wrap up this Fraiku
And post picture of Caitlyn
So we can make mock

3:18 pm June, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

Did Bruce Jenner think
this through? Does he give himself
the gender pay cut?

3:19 pm June, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

Did Bruce Jenner think
this through? Is he sure Caitlyn
can get paid Mat. leave?

3:22 pm June, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

Did Bruce Jenner think
this through? Biggest life threats now
from male attention.

5:01 pm June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He thought this through. Disgusting heathen garbage.
.
Coincidence. No.
.
http://ca.eonline.com/news/662536/caitlyn-jenner-starring-in-new-e-docu-series-i-am-cait
.
Fuck you Father Time and Bruce Jenner. Most of us think this is just horrible sinning, except for E and the PC crowd.
.
Archie Bunkers

12:34 pm June, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Did Bruce Jenner think
this through? Lopping off your Joint
Means it’s forever

12:38 pm June, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d lop off his Joint
With a pizza cutter, then
go for Cannolis

3:19 pm June, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

Rodman wants Caitlyn
for his/her pole vaulting skills.
track and field jokers.

7:51 pm June, 4 hermit said...

The Lord God instructed Noah to build an ark in preparation for the flood. His purpose was to cleanse the world of its filth and iniquity.
The vessel was to be forty eight cubits in width and as long as the Air Canada Centre in the holy city of Toronto, and to be constructed of the finest seasoned cypress garnered from the banks of the River Phoenix. The ship would accommodate all manner of woodland creatures and ducks and shit, from the mighty elephant and the majestic moose down to the diminutive ring-tailed lemur and the frisky Yorkshire Terrier.
.
The heavenly houseboat had no room whatsoever for FUCKING TRANNIES!.
Bruce Jender would have been thrown overboard with the camel shit, food trays, bat guano and other flotsam.
.
Lopeth off thy Charlie and goeth to hell.
.
Lesbians are OK.

8:25 pm June, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On the hormones can
Bruce Jenner get a renoB?
Asking for a friend…

1:11 am June, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

come on over
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2015/06/tbt-bra/

9:28 am June, 5 hermit said...

What did they do with
Bruce Jenner’s chopped off penis?
I’m thinking e-bay

3:43 pm June, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

What did they do with
Bruce Jenner’s chopped off penis?
Who’s thinking dinner?

4:50 pm June, 5 The Dude said...

What did they do with
Bruce Jenner’s chopped off penis?
Hood ornament. Sons

11:37 pm June, 5 admin said...

Vinnie D won the internet, and in honor of Caitlyn he won…an iffy…
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2005/04/fraiku-15/

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